Zenigundam

I fixed it, my phone is trash and autocorrects to strange words

Well don't do that. Her dad is supposed to let her live her life as soon as she's of legal age, but that could easily create tension between a young lone wolf alpha male warrior, who is trying to find his way, and an overly protective (and arguably psychopathic) father, who wants his daughter to date some beta male knucklehead on the football team with awful, generic tastes in everything. 🤷

You're upset.

Watch ya mouth there, lil homie. 👮

I'm not even that much of a hot commodity. Yes, I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior from a bygone era, but women act like I'm this iconic figure who they will spite if they can't have me. I'm just a guy. A normal guy 😪

Ima be honest. A lot of people tell me that, but I ALWAYS see it as them being like you're gonna choose that 18 year old beauty over a 30-31 year old woman?! Like it's just... jealousy when that happens, but I can't feel bad about it because I'm just making moves and picking the women I think who are right for the occasion. 🐰

Ya know from when the Yankees 3-peated from 98-00 and when Melo was at Cuse and his early years with the Nuggets and I was reminded of how explosive and athletic they used to be, because when they hit their mid-30s, they became sluggish and unimpressive and that was the freshest thing in my mind but I wanted to take it back to the times when they could actually play sports. So... The lesson to be learned here is... Take care of yourself and stay young forever... Stay in touch with the the new generation. 🤵

??? You could technically get arrested for doing that. They'll think it's a false report and one of the officers will say something the lines of "Please stop harassing those two love birds. He won, my man. He's the winner of the beautiful woman."

*Keanu Reeves speed voice* What do you do? 🤵 💓

She can't be serious, she's like 26, which isn't cougar status, but that's at least mini cougar status. These legal age teens though.... *collapses with the giggle chills*

Take a step back. You're going waaaaay too far now. "Forget it, Pooh. It's Chinatown." 🤵

I'm too young for you. When I was startong Kindergarten, you had just graduated high school. The people won't approve. *romantically grip a hot, legal age, teenage woman in his muscles* 💪🤵🍕

All right stop stealing his ideas. Now you're getting get a pool too and claim you always wanted one.

It just irks me how so many girls in that age range try to be so sophisticated whereas these legal age teenage women don't mind going to Boston Market or KFC for a smooth dinner. 🤵

That might be cool, but I believe you're in your mid to late 20s and I'm in this teenage phase right now, so my target demographic is typically in that glorious, legal age range of 17-18 year old women. 👫

Aren't you married? This is promiscuous club girl behavior.

That's what it appears to be

Oh... Oh ok... 🐺

^^^ A photograph from the food court?

Hey that was my first Sega Genesis game along with Sonic the Hedgehog. I tried so hard to beat it, especially when I was 7/8, but I could never get past the 3rd stage. My cartridge doesn't work, but if I got if for the Genesis collection and got hammered and really tried I'm pretty sure I could at least get to the final stage today because I know the key is not to die in the first stage and to die at max once in the second stage

Definitely not, not even in her prime The most beautiful woman in the world is 18, blonde, and gorgeous in every respect. Those hips... Those... tender lips... 🤵

So your answer is True.

I am, but this is a hypothetical question that I'm asking for an older friend.

I have never watched a single episode of Game of Thrones and I feel this topic is more compelling. So... Analyze this statement "16 is the age of consent in the state of New Jersey and a badass, sexy, 16 year old woman can date somebody nearly thirteen years her senior." True... or False? 🐺

Eugio is bitchmade. I hope Kirito is on his alpha male game. If not, these dudes might lose... even though it's merely a virtual death