Zenigundam

I talk crap about how bad the RE series has been starting with RE4, but I actually do want to burn a solid week on Biohazard. I can't remember much of what I've seen from the walkthrough I watched because I was really drunk while watching it. All right... covert ops mission tonight, get Biohazard and possibly The Last Guardian from Wal-Mart.

Nah. Doesn't matter, I'll make my $ elsewhere and get up in their faces and punk them so badly they'll never be able to live it down at the workplace lol.

True successor, not spiritual

Not to be an asshole, but she's not hot. S:

No viable, full-time career. Smh. This economy is a joke. I'm not paying a dime toward my student loans from now on. Sticking it to these frauds. :beer:

I like women.

I choose a hot blonde with a rocking bod.

*burps*

Alpha <3

Congrats, Athena. Welcome the club. Unemployment is terrifying, but fulfilling. *cracks open a beer and passes out*

Since I probably won't actually get the game, and the guy who is playing is such a little generation z beta scared wimp coward betch boy. There's a couple of moments where he gets chased by that one old guy with the southern accent, and the guy playing in the walkthrough starts running and you can feel the fear through his movements. Look, man, if I owned Resident Evil: Biohazard and I was at that part in the game, I'm maybe MAYBE pausing it for a brief second to take a swig of alcohol, and then I'm pumping some lead into that guy!!! We're going head to head, baby. No running, I'm a stars team member.

Well that would be cold. I've watched enough Lifetime movies to know that those situations lead to police brutality. They'll come to my house, I'll open the door and calmly explain things, and then they'll put me on the ground violently to try to get me to start a struggle!

I need to put myself out there more. There are so many beautiful, humble girls who would love to date me and think that I'm the complete package, but the problem is that they're out there in the real world, not on OkCupid, so I can't pretend that my OkCupid experience is a microcosm of what the general female populace thinks of me when those ladies aren't representative of the ladies I actually would like to date. I either need more normal girls to register for OkCupid or I have to make some moves on the cuties IRL.

Lmao nah. I only leave the house to get beer and, occasionally, to work. My social life is on the internet and in front of my TV.

Lol! 17-18 is my preferred dating range. They're unassuming and humble.

And the store was basically empty, so that's a good thing because you know you won't get caught on the sales floor, but could also be terrible because the LP people might be diligently watching the cameras (don't think so). Anyway, I waited for the opportune moment, and I started to pick it up and then it quickly snapped back into place. They actually attached a fckn STRING to it lol. Then I saw there was a sticker nearby that said, "Please see an Electronics team member if you wish to purchase". Smh these corporations are out of control and greedy. Wal-Mart at 3:14 in the morning on a Tuesday. That's how ya get it done, baby, since I'll never try my luck at Best Buy again. O0

Nah... I'm chillin :cool:

"Turnt", "lit", "Uber" I think those words are pretty gay tbh, but I'm gonna use them in their proper modern day context to get me some teen <3 <3 <3.

*adjusts monocle and raises nose* Excuse me, kind sir, but the finest PlayStation 4 games on the market, do not constitute "crap". *shoves Ginguy* S:

Said that I have a beer belly and that he's seen me drinking in the parking lot during break. I got kinda nervous about that second part, but he was cool about it. Guess it doesn't matter now since I left anyway.

I'm sick of Popeye's charging me like $9 for five chicken tenders!!! Have to find a way to get free Popeye's without getting caught!!

Oh crap, Xenoblade is related to Xenosaga. I don't know why that never clicked.

Sexism? Why would I be sexist when I love girls and want to have sex with them? <3

You mean new to this site, not to the world though.

*pulls Pooh away from the crowd and walks with her into a dark alley* Why are you telling all these lies, Pooh? *while approaching*