Zenigundam

LOL! Telling her my account of what I think happened and then telling her I won't talk to her if she does it again isn't harassment. Smh.... The media's making me look like a monster. :

*yawn*

... Who?

*starry eyes* I'm popular! Just like I was in high school when I was the assertive alpha male who slept with all the hot girls every other week, wow those days were amazing, yes that all happened, please believe me

No need to be jealous

with the beautiful female companions that we know he's worthy of based on his stellar looks, beastly alpha male personality, and sophisticated ways?

Abusive and threatening! See 3:17-3:22 #YesAllWomen #ZenisTheGoodGuy #DateZeniNotTheseGoons

Haha I feel like such a goon!! :beer:

I don't know... who they think they're messing with, but they better get the screening process over with and get me on the schedule. >(

Emil's at the gas station threatening the nerdy gas station attendant and the attendant ignores him and Emil says, "Hey, I'm talking to you... I'M TALKING TO YOU!!" Yeah well... I use that line a lot in my dating interactions. Except I'm a good guy, not a villain, and only when I get ignored, which is frustrating.

Yo son you sound like one of those crazy liberals! The liberals who say they're open-minded and then try to force people to take proactive stances on social issues! Can't you just accept that some people prefer to get on that PS4 hookup with alcohol and pay no mind to everything else?! Damn, you think we all act like the people on Fox News obsessing over things 24/7! :

Yeah because she didn't answer any match questions. Don't try to put me on blast in front of all of my UEMB girlfriends, bro. It won't end well. *steps to you while cracking knuckles while the UEMB hotties giggle, "Zeni's such a hunk!"*

It's called <3 self-defense. I just googled it, and there's a legal basis. http://biblehub.com/proverbs/4-23.htm

I just wish they'd let it go. That ship sailed three days ago when they entertained messages from men who they erroneously thought had more to offer them than I did. Now I'm talking to sophisticated hot blondes with huge boobs and I just want them to leave me alone. I'd hate to get the police involved...

I messaged these girls a couple of days ago... they looked at my profile then, and now they want to keep coming back to check me out. It's disconcerting to say the least. I get why they're fascinated with me, but this is borderline stalking. <3

*Begins moving toward you* No. I don't know what you mean. I think you should explain... *moving ever closer*

Poke, back up a little, man. Liquid courage is dangerous.

I'm on my OkCupid SOLDIER game just gimme that purple <3!

Haven't made plans yet, but the convo is going well. <3

Ignored me after our great convo with the shunning starting at around 11am, then logged off just before 6 today, now she logs back in a little after six hours later, fresh off the date with the guy she decided to blow me off for, and it didn't go as planned!! Now's my chance to say something really witty and BADASS!! "Hey, so are you gonna talk to me now? Ya know... Now that your date plans blew up in your face. Don't worry. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Ya picked the wrong guy. You went for what you thought was an upgrade, but instead of copping that Phoenix Down, you ended up with an itty bitty little Potion. Let's get back to our amazing conversation now, and don't do this again. I'm not one for inane distractions!" <3

He's talking? Are... you sure about that?

I don't care what any of these frat bro snobs who pound hot sorority chicks and leave themselves susceptible to alien strains of STDs say. They're living their lives differently, while I'm here posting and multitasking between YouTube and Skyrim. S: :beer: : )

*grabs you quickly* Maybe I will... assuming... I'm not in front of my TV.

What have they turned this country into? Now you have to deal with snitches and cops so you end having to surreptitiously down your beers in the car on your lunch break. It's a shame that it's come to this. I'll make America a free country again someday and free us all from the oppression of uptight employers and the all powerful OkCupid femigazi.

Inquire within if you would like a job. I'm hiring UEMBers for this special department aimed at getting me badass jobs with chill bosses and badass bitches who will sleep with make out with me and sleep with me on the first date. See the world has changed. It's not like the good old days when you can just "be yourself" because now you have to put on a different façade for a different situation. The marketing department is gonna make sure it picks the right flavor of the minute to get my bosses to be obsequious and scared and pay me millions each day and get the hot blondes to obsess over me such that I'M the one who needs to get the restraining orders. I'll even have my own line of action figures. This is an exciting time in the life of the legendary badass alpha male ZENIGUNDAM!!!