Zenigundam

I'll probably see her again. First impressions mean a lot to my prized 17-18 year old dating range, and the last thing I needed was to get into it the crossing guard and then probably have to take his stop sign and whack him with it so that his head went through it like a Looney Tunes skit.

I was looking great, like always, but what stopped me is that there was a crossing guard there. She was almost assuredly a HS senior, and she had this amazing look to her, mostly because she was fcking hot, and I was gonna pull over my car on a side street and pretend like I was walking on the sidewalk to go and talk to her, but I could tell by the way the crossing guard was eyeing me, that he was gonna blow up the spot, and he really has no business doing that since he's like 65 year old grandpa who needs to mind his own business! Yeah... Tomorrow for sure. <3

Why are you two lying about me? I'm sorry you didn't have the stud alpha male jock party warrior girl banging HS resume that I did.

What I want and representative of my first go 'round at HS.

stilgar, you're a weirdo.

Naraku, you don't get girls.

*slams you against the nearest bookcase*

You should write a fantasy novel.

It makes me really sad. I wanna go back and make out with hot girls and go to parties. *sigh*

And she's gonna get alimony too.

Drinking a beer a day is healthy for you. There was an article about it last year.

You shouldn't be celebrating. You have to find out what went wrong here. I think it probably has a lot to do with your immaturity and youth. You just weren't ready for the big leagues. Just because you can take a girl on a date doesn't mean you're ready to marry her. You've got a lot of learning to do basically. : (

And I can never run for public office because my opponent will find the damning security tapes from twenty years earlier before Walmart does.

The results aren't meeting my sexiness. The math doesn't add up. (A line Chris Hansen should have used when he busted the math tutor trying to meet up with a 13 year old girl and the tutor claimed he was being a good Samaritan and making sure she was OK and wasn't with somebody much older in the house)

That's what I'm doing to their pics since they won't respond to my lone wolf alpha male warrior badass messages sadly.

That teacher was a real g.

Don't laugh at me. Don't you ever laugh at me. *snaps pencil*

WTF that's romantic as shit. I'd expect this behavior from millennials, not from them. Very disappointed

He told me that I have to lose the gut lol. I got kinda nervous because I thought he was gonna catch on that I was drinking during lunch.

The problem is that you needed to get out of the house more. Instead of playing PC games and going on the internet all day long, you were supposed to spend your high school days going to cool parties, hooking up with girls, and playing sports (and this explains why suck at hockey now and end up getting injured over anything). If you had done all of those things, I think you wouldn't have been as chubby. When you laze around and don't talk to girls, that's when you start to add on weight. That being said, it's good to be chubby. I like to date all kinds of girls and there's just something I like about them.

Let's see who's up on a school night. wink

Kudasai, watch it bro. You're spreading some serious lies with GIFs like that.

I think I can pull as young as 18 honestly. I really do. And I love 18 year old girls. Sometimes I see them walking home from school as I drive home from work, and I want to pull my car over and talk to them and invite them on dates. And I'm being 100% serious. It saddens me when I don't act on it. Next time I will, I guarantee it. I need to relive my HS glory days of parties, b--ches, and lone wolf alpha male badassery.

Well Ghost in the Shell was a boring show, so I'm not surprised!!!!

I'm going for a 17 year old kinda cool look, and everybody tells me I look young, but they only give me early 20s. Early 20s ain't good enough. I need people to validate my romance status and tell me that I look 17.