Zenigundam

I like her because she's young and full of possibilities.

Wow I'm such a badass!

Bitch.... ???

Yeah well that was a really gay post on your behalf.

Showing that old villains speech from the 90s. I remember those days from long ago in my forlorn childhood, and I miss the old Cartoon Network. I loved those days when it showed Swat Kats, Voltron, and all the good ole Hanna Barbers toons. That's why I watch Boomerang when I want my cartoon fix, aside from the modern garbo they put on there instead of watching CN today which hasn't been good for fifteen years minimum. Lol, but usually I'm watching old Forensic Files reruns and favorite stalker movies on YouTube. <3

My dating site age range is listed as 18-32, but I usually never set my age search filter above 22. <3

I like that scene when he chased after his obsession's best friend in his car and then he made her crash. That was so crazy of him to do that, especially if he doesn't have good car insurance.

Hmmmm.. Who was this post intended for? Anyway, speaking of virginity, I can't remember when I lost mine. It's been that long and I've cycled through so many different girls that it's hard for me to really focus on the early stages of my alpha male legacy.

This is why you should date girls and not guys, conan.

Holy f--king shit!!! I'll be honest, I would squash that if I saw him running around my house... This is why it's good to always stay drunk, so that you have the courage to deal with Jeepers Creepers shet. Also, why I can't date girls who have OkCupid pics with huge snakes around their necks.

Ric's list got two likes and my list got zero likes.

Yeah but I go after and get hotties, and you go after below average girls.

Mine was a little over twenty-three years, which is pretty incredible when you think about it. HBU?

Bump!!

Happy Birthday! I'll dedicate my first kiss in four years to your honor... I mean if she doesn't bail on our plans tomorrow. <3

I used to be such a jerk, but what happens when a boy becomes a man is he matures and... ugh... I'm such a legend... :it:

Stayed tuned, y'all. 8)

I just made it up lol. Wow he must be furious then because it sounded like he came into your store basically every day. Sounds like he's taking his business elsewhere, which must be a huge relief.

Creepy Old Man Only creepy younger guys are considered cool.

Before I became a legend, who do you think it was?

1. Forensic Files 2. To Catch a Predator 3. I Can Make You Love Me: The Stalking of Laura Black 4. Augusta, Gone 5. No One Would Tell 6. Stalked by my Doctor 7. Stalked by my Doctor: The Return 8. Law and Order: SVU 9. Unforgiveable 10. For my Daughter's Honor :it: :it: :it:

Except for Omen III and The Exorcist III

I have no clue who you are actually since you starred in stuff in the 50s and 60s, and I honestly haven't even heard of any of those, nor would I really watch them because that'd be like riding the ferris wheel at Six Flags instead of Kingda Ka but yeah RIP, old timer.

Are you seriously celebrating a video game getting inducted into a hall of fame?

:D :D :D