Zenigundam

I like girls who are 22, but I'd have to take the equally hot 17/18 year old over her.

I went on vacation because I decided that frequenting Unevenedge in June was a little too mainstream for my tastes, so I went to the beach to pick up some IRL OKC hotties, and it's been a pretty amazing experience. Tons of parties and sex if you're curious, ummm yeah I'm a beast. I heard NaBraniel died and his father does the posting for his account now, well RIP, I almost had a deadly car accident myself when I was 19. Yeah btw, my birthday happened while I was gone, which was cool because I'm 27 and I just love what legal age teens bring to the table because that was yesterday for me and with my maturity and their youthful exuberance, we make a pretty damn perfect combo. Also heard that Viper flipped out about something and held some UEMBers hostage, which is pretty standard I guess. Anyway, this weekend's been all right, I've been playing a lot of games, channel surfing, perusing YouTube, the usual just add some sexy IRL cuties with whom I had heavenly sex into the equation, and you can kinda understand how my summer's going. But today I started to kinda miss the UEMB, so I decided to log back in after a prolonged vacation. So... hey! :it:

If I were running things, I would simplify it all. Ya know how the Switch can be converted from a console into a handheld and a laptop? Yeah well that's too many features, bro, and it doesn't hide the fact that every game sucks on the system except for Zelda! :it:

Watch your mouth. *chokes mochi out* S:

Tom Cruise is much better than Brendan Fraser. Seriously what good movies has he been in? Encino Man, With Honors, Journey to the Center of the Earth, all stupid. Tom Cruise has had 10x as many good movies and he's actually a legitimate alpha. Fraser was a hesitant beta in the Mummy movies he starred in. Tom Cruise just has to bring that Collateral swag to this movie and it'll be 10x of what Fraser can do, the problem is the director screwed him over with this watered down PG-13 product. I would have demanded that it be rated R or find another actor if I was Cruise.

Brandon Fraser is a pussy.

The games you should consider buying are as follows: Friday the 13th: The Game Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy God of War Spider-Man Gran Turismo Sport The Last Guardian Resident Evil: Biohazard Jack the last three though, pay for the other four.

Tom Cruise is a good actor though.

Nah don't buy Overwatch, I've heard it sucks.

Need it to be rated R

Wtf lol... That's some serial killer BS

This isn't a real hockey league then.

Don't play today. Every time you play in a major game, you get hurt because you're fragile.

A lot of stateside products are coming Japanese food these days

and delete their profiles. :it:

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Yeah... They made her look 32 max in the movie.

I should date her.

When you're 9-10 years older than she is. :it:

Can't believe he's gone. He shouldn't have clowned on me in Dumpster Fires, but that doesn't mean this had to happen. Wow... can't believe the powers that be are this protective of me. <3

Ah that was a pretty awesome experience with the IMAX hookup. I threw up in my car in the Garden State Plaza parking garage, and it's pretty nasty honestly, mac & cheese and corned beef, but I've yet to clean up the mess. I could do it right now, but I'm about to pass out and I have work tomorrow. I'll cover it so that nobody sees the mess if I don't clean it by tomorrow. But yeah that's what happens when you drink too much malt liquor. I'm usually excellent at keeping it down, but I think it's healthier if you vomit it up and put less stress on your liver. So anyway, Alien: Covenant... I give it an 8/10. It started out so slowly, I called the last plot twist in my head for the final half hour of the movie, and I also think there's a major plot hole in there, but it wasn't bad. I don't think I can watch any more movies from the Alien series because they've covered everything at this point.

UEMB Ladies Who Would Date Me <3 8)

I swear I typed smuggle.

He's gone, Pooh.

If I had a girlfriend, these tickets would have cost me $27 and then the popcorn and drinks between us would have cost me another $15 or so. Just do the math.