Zenigundam

You gotta be like Naruto and believe it! :it:

I'm thinking about trying out for the MLB myself or at least doing some beer league baseball. Baseball players get all the hot chicks, and I hope Kate Upton breaks up with Verlander so that she can be my girlfriend, he's way too old for her.

Yes I do. All the time, from sexy babes.

*approaches* Why are you putting my taechers on blast? S:

Creepy... whut

Drinking beer every day is healthy for you, but my 7th grade science teacher showed me what soda does to paint on a car. Soda, bad, beer, good, but I'm gonna drink some Pepsi right now because I spent the whole day sleeping and didn't have time to buy a new tank of water for the water cooler, so yeah there's a brand new Pepsi in the fridge, and my stomach can handle it because of all the years of intensive Sonic Rican gastronomical training.

It's an incredibly clever, laugh-inducing pun. Wow that was awesome

A roooooffffiieeeeeee :it: :it: :it:

Thank you. Vacation was pretty fun. Not sure if I'll do it again though.

It's called the domestic eatery FYI.

Top Gun's talking like them 50s Sci-Fi flick scientists. Engrish preaaaassseeeee

You might be the biggest dork around lol who talks like that

Gonna keep going, my mind's wandering into some PRETTY strange places. :it:

Bagel w/ cream cheese instead. I really was in the mood for a New Orleans, but now it'll have to wait for another day lol

That's not a bad idea. Just hope they don't ask me to fill out W2s and I9s and whatnot. It's a one day deal

I'm thinking of heading there right now and ordering myself a slammin "New Orleans", which I explained in the past, but I don't have summer employment yet, so I don't wanna spend money. Any suggestions? How can I sneak outta there with that illustrious New Orleans sub free of charge?

I have important things to say. <3

Quite incorrect actually. If there are four people involved, you cannot possibly go "four ways", you can really only go two ways, which would be Person #1 with Person #2, and Person #3 with Person #4. See? Four people, but only two ways. It's all right, I mess up sometimes with basic arithmetic too, Viper.

My favorite black movie is He Got Game because Denzel was a beast in that one.

That sig is pretty weak.

Wow my cursing post got removed. Smh, have a drink my man that wasn't removal worthy!

I've been playing Friday the 13th The Game non-stop since May 26th, yeah it came out on my birthday, and when I got home from work toward the end of the school year, I would take my customary nap and wake up at like 9pm and start it up again, but now I'm so burned out from it. I'm at level 89, which is insanely high, and I've played over 800 matches in that game probably, but now I need at least a day or two off. Reminds me of my GTA: VC craze back in the day, playing it non-stop from release date until almost a year afterward, yeah you play other games in between, but when you have this kind of craze, it's like 90% of time spent on Game A, and then 5% spent on other games, and then the other 5% is real world shit like eating, sleeping, working, and whatnot, but yeah I'm glad I finally broke out of that trance. It's a pretty addictive game, not really a masterpiece or anything, but y'all know I love Friday the 13th and horror movies in general, so I like it a lot, needs some damn DLC, too bad the developer is some inky dinky start-up.

Kindly watch your language, young lady.

I like girls who are 22, but I'd have to take the equally hot 17/18 year old over her.

I went on vacation because I decided that frequenting Unevenedge in June was a little too mainstream for my tastes, so I went to the beach to pick up some IRL OKC hotties, and it's been a pretty amazing experience. Tons of parties and sex if you're curious, ummm yeah I'm a beast. I heard NaBraniel died and his father does the posting for his account now, well RIP, I almost had a deadly car accident myself when I was 19. Yeah btw, my birthday happened while I was gone, which was cool because I'm 27 and I just love what legal age teens bring to the table because that was yesterday for me and with my maturity and their youthful exuberance, we make a pretty damn perfect combo. Also heard that Viper flipped out about something and held some UEMBers hostage, which is pretty standard I guess. Anyway, this weekend's been all right, I've been playing a lot of games, channel surfing, perusing YouTube, the usual just add some sexy IRL cuties with whom I had heavenly sex into the equation, and you can kinda understand how my summer's going. But today I started to kinda miss the UEMB, so I decided to log back in after a prolonged vacation. So... hey! :it: