Zenigundam

Vamped, I'm a therapist, so I can help you with the attitude thing.

*tackles you to the ground* Sorry, foul language brings out my tough guy flow.

I know, but the guy in your video isn't a horse.

When are you planning to tell your family? You can't hide it forever.

Just be yourself. Don't try to come across as something that you're not just to look cool or badass or macho. Just be who you are on a daily basis everywhere you go.

Good thing you switched it because it's a total mischaracterization. Your current one fits you nicely since it looks like he's going bananas on the internet.

Trimming is a sign of insecurity, which leads me to believe that the girl you met up with isn't so attractive by most people's standards. Anyway, at least you're staying in your lane and aiming for girls in your league. Let me handle the dimes.

First of all, as I understand it, it's just a video on demand service. It has nothing to do with the "Net" as in internet. Secondly, it's flicks, not "flix". You can just tell by the name that some dumb internet café scrawny hipster with a wool scarf, parted hair, and glasses created it. Ugh I want to fight him!

*begins moving toward you* We're... not gonna have any problems are we?

Nowadays these broads are obsessed with Instagram and snapchat, which both suck. How about you write a girl a passionate letter?

Quick Draw McGraw is a white horse with a red hate and a gun. Not even good clickbait on your end

Stop drinking and go outside or get a second job to keep yourself busy.

I wouldn't go that far, but thank you for the support. I still haven't brought the garbage can in from the curb because she hasn't apologized yet.

*approaches lupin and katt* Keep my name outchya mouths! *while cracking knuckles*

I'm relaxed now, but it really got me strung up.

That's not funny you domestic abusing psycho who probably does that all the time because he's frustrated that he can't get a girl!

I was peacefully sitting in front of the living room TV, playing my PS4, and she asks me to bring the garbage can back in, and I told her that I'd do it later, and then she just flipped the f--- out and was like, "You're 27 and all you do is sit in front of that TV drinking beer, watching your little cartoons, murder shows, and talking to people on PlayStation. You're not 5 anymore, start being a man." And then I told her mind your own business and I'm a grown man and then she started cursing at me. Wtf is her problem. I'm still kinda heated about the whole situation. I don't know if she needs anger management or what, but she had no right to blow up on me and disrupt my peaceful morning with that crazy shit she came at me with.

I've never watched Netflix before. I have premium cable.

No it isn't, and stop talking like that you V-neck wearing, Starbucks latte drinking hipster who pretends to like girls.

Viper you're such a poser. Do you even think for yourself?

Switching between Boomerang and HLN. Learning... New things... New ideas...

You can't name a better one, and don't say Pokemon, which is bullshet.

Liked it in my youngin days, appreciate it more as an adult.

Yeah but what if I end up chasing her through the living room, kitchen, and dining room?

Please don't ever say that again. It makes you sound like a sweater vest wearing hipster.