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Zenigundam

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  1. I just want to be free again. Why can't these creditors and cops stop harassing me?
  2. Don't go there. Don't you ever go there. *approaches*
  3. I feel like if I actually get off with just a suspension or revocation of my license that the officer who pulled me over will lose his mind and try to shoot me if he sees me walking to my bus because he can't fathom getting rekt by a savvy warrior when he thought all along that he was the alpha when he pulled me over. Girls will soon find out that I am, in truth, the superior one. The true alpha male
  4. The cop will show up. He's trying to nail me, didn't even cut me a break on the missing mirror (wrote a ticket for that one too), and then he said to come that day and he'll work with me so that the fines aren't so severe. Little does he know, there won't be any fine paying from my end. <3
  5. Town of roughly 30,000 people. How likely are the cops to try to hunt me down and execute the bench warrant? We don't even know if I'll get a bench warrant: https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/i-got-a-ticket-for-driving-without-insurance-and-m-1301543.html
  6. His forum hasn't had a post since August 17th.
  7. I have to tell him something.
  8. I'm actually terrified that they'll show up at my job. I said too much to try to get myself out of the tickets and told the officer that I work in a HS and was just trying to get home. I didn't say which HS and I don't know if he remembers the convo, but now I'm terrified that after I miss court on the 11th that an officer will step into the classroom in the middle of class and ask me to step outside.
  9. I try to send PMs to people on here, and I get informed that I've been blocked. They can't do this to me... </3
  10. I haven't even met her and she already wants to marry me and bear my children in a foreign country. S:
  11. Really, why do I have to pay? I did nothing wrong. Insurance is a scam and the cops pulled me over for BS reasons. I'm the hero here.
  12. That's not what I'm about. ?
  13. I'll post the tickets if you guys are really that curious. Anyway, f*** the stupid cops if the guy who pulled me over and issued the three tickets actually stops me on the sidewalk, I'm legging it out of there. F*** the cops and the law, I shouldn't owe anybody a dime.
  14. Why are they doing this to me lol. Can't they see that I'm the ultimate alpha male in the room?
  15. No plans either except I got a couple of responses from two OKC cuties.
  16. Everybody else is socializing with at least one other person, and I'm posting here on the UEMB by myself.
  17. is that I think if the cop who pulled me over and issued the tickets sees me walking back to my bus, he'll try to arrest me on site and that's when I'll dip like the kid in Terminator 2.
  18. Yeah it was quite extravagant. I'm a master of fine living.
  19. The court date, and I'll just stay in the hotel lobby. Beta security won't do anything: Beta security: S-sir? I think maybe you should go outside . Lone Wolf Alpha Male Warrior Zenigundam: (yawns) No I shouldn't. Beta security: Right. Well h-have a good night.
  20. Skipping, they won't do anything about it ?
  21. The chemistry between me and her is like the chemistry between peanut butter and jelly.
  22. A passing shower can be a hurricane remnant. Don't underestimate science. Right now you're underestimating science.
  23. $110 to get to September 14th with Owe $50k+ student loans Owe $105 from the Tappan Zee Bridge for not paying the $5 toll Have to walk two miles up and downhill to the bus every weekday Can't ever drive my car again or else I'll be arrested Might end up having a bench warrant and thousands of dollars in fines from the three tickets I got today Can't drink in my car on lunch breaks, so now I'll have to bring a bag to work and hide it somewhere outside and then pick it up to drink on lunch without anybody noticing It'll look very suspicious if I do that during any torrential downpour days Somebody might catch on and follow me during my break Won't be driving or owning a car again for a long time unless I win this cool fantasy game Will only have $900 or so of take home money per month once the bills, bus pass, and beer are all paid for Can only date girls in NYC realistically now b/c of the car dilemma But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. :it:
  24. I had like six empty, but open cans crunched underneath my passenger seat.
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