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That doesn't even look like a real turkey. Try again, Viper.

when someone doesn't log in for a few days or even a week or two? Giving the dating scene a break or is that being too optimistic?

As a kid you think he is, but then you realize he's just some funny doll with little man syndrome and bad teeth.

Everybody has a birthday.

That's for betas.

SMH, Viper, youre such an amateur. I could have a hot girlfriend by Monday, whereas you certainly cannot.

Respond to this thread!!!!

out of Elliot's driving to the beach video? I know it's been over three years, but that to me is a YouTube gem. I like when he spun the wheel like some sorta start of a cheesy 80s montage. Damn he really couldn't girls lol, I think internet girls like forum members and gamers would have been his best bets.

*sizes you up while waiting for a response*

You uh... sure you wanna do that? *cracks knuckles and steps to you, smooth beer breath lingering in badass fashion*

I'm single too

I know somebody with a bench warrant, and his bail is $300, but I don't think the cops are going to catch him anyway, so I always tell him, "Friend, just save the $300 and put it toward your Switch".

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Why don't I just log back in? I'm sure some of my messages have gotten replies. Am I really this lazy, or is it because I don't have a car?

A Nintendo Switch with the games I said I wanted, an SNES Classic, and basically immunity from court and the legal system, which both suck.

"Better be worth it" Well, I like your demanding attitude and high expectations. Why are we not dating again?

GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! It's been too long... too many inferior men have had their split seconds in the sunlight since then. Claim your rightful spot as the top ? once and for all!!! The dreams of those posers who got girls before you should have never come to fruition!!! Playtime is over, Master Zeni. ?

I was going to donate money until the mods locked.mt threads about my ex from Wal-Mart who I've been keeping in touch with over Facebook.

That's where like Chris Chandler, Jamal Anderson, and Michael Vick played.

Excuse me, young lady, that label is highly offensive.

Lemme guess now I can't watch Forensic Files every day either. Sheesh

Following an ex and her relationship status changes over Facebook for eight years isn't stalking, it's called diligent research.

She could still be my girlfriend... I've been following all of her boyfriend mistakes over the past 8 years through my dummy Facebook account...

I know her full name, even though she never told me her last name, which is what makes this whole thing possible.

I know. I kinda want to create a new FB just to get in contact with Tiffany, but so that I don't have to get in contact with anybody else. Just for that purpose, if you know what I mean