Zenigundam

Uh you do know that PAX copied E3

That auditorium scene from Cape Fear says it all. ...

Sorry you feel that way, my man. Raptorpat is pretty cool, but you could always make your own forum if you're not satisfied with th... oh wait.

would make a pretty cool couple. We're both fighters... warriors... Just can't seem to find her on the internet, so it's a little bit annoying because I don't have the time to take a long Amtrak ride to a UFC event since I have to work every weekday.

Large Binturong?

Yeah well that's basically me when I'm working hard and climbing up the online dating ranks to my destiny, which is the hottest blonde between the ages of 18-20 who the site has to offer the eternal Sonic Rican.

Dogs love biscuits.

Careful... *while holding you over the bar counter*

Most of them think they're like 45 or something, but with young looks. Smh

All those amazing messages... No replies... What's wrong with them...

I would have been a beast if I had started sooner. The legal age to purchase should be 14.

Haha, I'm too busy drinking. When I put them in, you'll appreciate my insightful opinions of the world.

So many messages sent out and no replies. I sure hope they just haven't replied to anybody if that's the case... What do they think they're doing...

Heineken

Bud Light

Made Jet Li look gangsta, made Deadpool look gay ?

Wtf, that was gay dude

Gene Hackman was far too alpha in that one.

Compared me to this guy </3

Multitasking between Chuck on Sho2, YouTube, and UEMB. Waiting for Hard to Kill to come on AMC at 1. Thinking about making some smooth ass eggs and taylor ham for a late breakfast. Thinking about going upstairs to crack open and drain another beer. Thinking about getting on Friday the 13th. Thinking about all the hot sex I'm going to have with this hot girl who replied to me yesterday, but downplaying it for now because I'm working my game and making her irresistibly attracted to me... with my badass game.

Have Monday off for Martin Luther King Jr. Day, so I'm gonna be drinking all weekend long and logging into that one site occasionally to see if any hotties can step up to the plate and really make me a solid offer... What do they even have to offer me?

Chelsea is a girl's name. What a bunch of bitches lol

Staaalkkkinnnnggggggg ??

Come on, bro, that's not how you lie. I could have easily fooled those two buffoons with Marine Corps. war stories!!

19 is too young for you, you perv.