Zenigundam

It's unbecoming for hotties to drink malt liquor. I like it when they drink sweet drinks like Mike's Hard Lemonade and Long Islands instead.

That's a good question. Everybody's wondering what happened to her.

So you're basically new to the game. I've been drinking my whole life.

But I'm glad that people are copying me because it validates my position that I'm a global trend setter.

Why do you keep copying what I do? You have to find your own alpha lifestyle or else girls will know that you're just a cheap clone of the true warrior.

... Ok? When are you gonna try to ascend to alpha greatness?

What's up everybody? I'm having an alpha weekend right now. BBL

It's called internet research. Stalking is when you just start following somebody on the sidewalk without even being considerate enough to learn a darn thing about her.

Basketball, Boxing, Tennis for sure, and Baseball if the Olympics still had it.

I'm one of the three people, and I always will be.

Because you watch anime 24/7 instead of talking to girls

Can you imagine what it would have been if not for the destruction of those other fora? Wow, that guy really had several years worth of unbelievably interesting things to say. If any (hot) girl could see his entire internet posting history, she would want to sleep with him... immediately! ?????

Umm yeah tell me something I don't know! Might as well say the sky is blue

Women get to choose anybody and get the luxury of being chased, so it's just a fair handicap when you think about it.

A real alpha male plays the field and limits the competition. Oh you young ones have so much to learn...

That's called cheating and can result in the other date getting his ass kicked when the lone wolf alpha male warrior finds out! ???

No you didn't...

I know, not instantly. I meant she's about to be.

I said my wife, not my girlfriend. I corrected myself.

We belong to each other, but yes she can't cheat on me unless she wants a Lifetime movie made about me detailing the events of the incident when I catch her and her boytoy in the bedroom together, but that'll never happen because she's crazy about me... psychotic about me... criminally insane about me... She loves and needs me. ????

She's my wife.

No luck involved, she's a sexy blonde model and is crazy about me.

We're supposed to go out on Friday night, just need the green light

You're so lucky. I can't cook for crap, but if I ever got on there and Gordon Ramsey tore apart my food and threw the plate into a wall, I'd try a taste of his dish and say, "Yeah, this sucks even worse than mine. How'd you get those Michigan stars or whatever?"and throw it backward. Man that would be badass...

You watch too much Netflix.