Zenigundam

Wow I'm too witty for my own good sometimes...

Not about me, I'm just reaching out to the guys who can't score I'm a good sport about things, I know I'm the New England Patriots and these other guys are Unevendork High football players, but I can still reach them with my talent and words.

Wow... you are... a nerd.

You keep saying your fortune will change!! But then you wake up... *guitar riff* a year becomes 5, 5 years become 10 and suddenly you're 40... and a virgin! *guitar solo* I actually am pretty talented at writing songs huh? I feel like this can reach a lot of people since girls today don't even want to go on dates anymore because the world is changing, they just want to be single and not even kiss, so yeah this can reach a lot of people if I can find the right band for it, but yeah I'll be in the music video and I'll start making out with hot girls, but they'll disappear, and then we have to switch me out with a double because I'm only gonna be in the alpha part of the video, I can't do the beta stuff, just not in my DNA.

But if you date me, you have to remember that I can't drive because of my recent legal nonsense.

That is pretty alpha...

But how can I teach people what it means to be alpha when they are repulsed by the pure aggression and energy rush of the alpha lifestyle? How can I get them to get over those torturous HS years of Zenijockdam getting all the hot cheerleaders and female athletes, getting As from teachers without ever doing work, and getting everybody's lunch money every day? It's tough, my man, but you have to get over the past and be a bit more open-minded if you even want to have even a prayer of getting a C- in Alpha 101, let alone any intermediate classes. Only a handful of legends in the making can become lone wolf alpha male warriors, but don't denigrate and debase this exclusive clan just because it's highly selective. We're the U.S. Navy SEALs of the social ladder!!!

I've never even heard of this... uhhh Netflix series I'm assuming... but it's not a good look to like something with the word suicide in it, it just creeps people out imo because the words that come to mind are "goth, emo, death" etc etc etc.

*steps to you Milwaukee's Best Ice lingering smoothly on the breath* Why don't you... just take a few steps back?

So alpha...

I don't what it is about me, but I'm incapable of being arrested.

He can't fire me because he knows that my fists will ball up and he'll be in a world of trouble!!!

Third time I've done this in a month. I actually do feel a little under the weather though, but I didn't get a ton of sleep either, so I figured I'd stay home instead of exacerbating my condition since I get paid for the sick day anyway. Yeah... Yeah... Alpha... And if the principal confronts me about all the days I'm missing recently, I'll tell him, "Don't worry about it." and walk away from him like a badass.

Not the most, but it's up there. You pass out after drinking one can of it. ?

Sugar as in sweet and sexy

Not exactly, I'm creepy but in a romantic sense. So you're quite wrong there. Also, I'm more like sugar papa than uncle.

Lover, not brother

Hmmm Jingai, what's wrong? Jealous because the two of us are in love? Just trying to break us apart like I expect her dad will try to do too since she probably got into MMA because her dad was the controlling disciplinarian type who would yell at her for not sitting up straight on the couch.

Ummm pigs don't fly. You're thinking of birds probably.

And they'll always mean them... until the day we die...

When girls tell me things like "I love you" and "That's neat" they really do mean them.

I mean that's an easy one. Get to know her, and maybe she'll let you glance in her purse, but it's very rude to eyeball it without her consent.

I've had this happen a lot, share your stories and I can translate the meanings.

Don't know if I remembered to hit submit, but it was pretty awesome. I was talking about what I did today and whatnot. I'm about to crack open ANOTHER one of these 32 oz. grenades. Can you featherweights even handle a sip of Coors Light?

That's a cool avatar, I know who that is