Zenigundam

Brand new shirt 🎃

Uh you might wanna edit that post, lil guy. Totally unintelligible at the moment 🏄‍♂️

A boy? Bro, I'm not on that gay BS. Care to find some proof to substantiate that claim? I believe you're confusing me with either Viper or Koga1989. I was a well documented lady killer in my HS days.

Ergo I slammed plenty of those sexy babes in my HS days... remember? 🐺

Bro, don't even try to play me like that. I was the sensei of psychological warfare in HS. I'm just asking hypothetically if I could have banged more hot females had I been more overt in my intentions. 🦁

Would I be the alpha that I always could have been back then? 💪🤾‍♂️🏋️‍♂️💏

You're so jealous of E3 it's not even funny

Ahhh good ole high school

A Tuna Fish SANDWICH!! A TUNA FISH sandwich. 😸

At my job, doing some serious damage.

Nice pic, Mix but that photo looks like it was taken in 1998.

Is that a serious question? On a sandwich. Ever heard of a tuna fish sandwich?

Octopus and Tuna Fish

Sitting in the front passenger seat with our Uber driver instead of sitting back here with me. I'm recording a cell ph0ne video and posting it on YouTube because I know she's not allowed up there. She's gonna be an internet sensation because she refused to go through the proper channels and sit next to me... and talk to me... and possibly get my number. She can't sit up front, I'm positive that's against Uber policy, and this driver does seem like a creep, so this was made just for him!!! 🐻

Look, dude, you reeled her in with beta talk, but on the date you need to be alpha. I don't care how much these girls say they like romcoms, they actually want to star in thriller/action/horror movies, and you need to satisfy those clandestine desires.

Today is the day that I approach her and start making out with her on the secretary's desk. 💪

No, I'm talking about the Electronic Entertainment Expo. Pax is hipster garbo and I have no clue what GDC is.

Plus at E3 they announced new Switch games such as Octopath Traveler, trust me it happened a while ago

Dude I can already tell you're referring to Elliot Rodger, he once called himself the supreme gentleman and the true alpha male

Nice job photoshopping your work schedule. Did you really just do that lol

Not hardly

They did wait until E3. What are you talking about?

Please don't cry, young man. Alphas never cry.

My body's burning, my heart's on fire. I'm gonna push it over the wire! 💪 Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

Haha I was looking at that and I was like WTF