Zenigundam

DEUCES!!!

Reppin my childhood team!!! No gel, so I probably look average 8/10 Edit an even better one

Lmao right? He's like my grandpa when he's off his meds, not talking about naraku obs

Take that BS to an SJW forum! 😴

Sir, could you please leave my thread? *bouncers arrive and Sandstone's eyes widen in fear* 😏

While typing? Come up with something more believable, little bruh. 🐶

You know the ropes at least, the train is clutch and how I meet these fine OKC hotties... aged 17-19 (17 is legal in NJ as is 16 for anybody who wants to furiously pound that report button aka Sandstone)... Life is good... 🐃

And you're too old to be trying to get these supermodel types who I bag on the daily!

I haven't lived in Paterson since I was 12, but seems the same anyway. I dunno dude ask a sociologist!! 🐰

Dude why'd you Google my name; I'm antistalking. 😐

Bro, you're keeping your clothes on regardless don't act like you get the hot beach babes lol. Also, summer is too hot. Fall and winter are superior, lil guy. 💪

I don't care what the skinny jean Starbucks drinking betas on Yelp say, Iberia is the best restaurant in the Ironbound and one of the best in NJ for that matter.

Katt, how about we figure out who's playing at the concert first. I say don't go if they suck.

Could you please stop talking like a 19th century poet! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I definitely do, but I don't have social media, so my flings go under the radar. 🤰

I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️‍♂️

Bro, I'm not gonna ignore this post. *steps to you*

Dude, this is why you're single...

Everybody remembers me. I'm known worldwide, don't downplay my celebrity status, little boy

Bast banned me, but a lone wolf alpha male warrior never dies, so she lost in the end since I came back, no Phoenix downs, no skinny jeans, just old school testosterone based dominance.

03/20/06 SwimMod_Bast permabans Zenigundam for unmarked character death spoilers in a Fullmetal Alchemist episode premiere thread, a series he thinks sucks ass anyway. January 2010 Zenigundam gets his original username unbanned after feigning good behavior for a few years in a move of lone wolf alpha male warrior brilliance. Thots, begone!! 💪🍕🐻

Careful now... *approaches ghostrek*

and you show up at the job? But let's say you actually buy stuff from there.

That's gross.

It depends on the age difference, Scoob.