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The_Swim_Grandpa

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  1. The_Swim_Grandpa
    I have a printer.
  2. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Wawa is THE shit.
  3. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Jokes on you, I have a get out of jail free card. What do I win for a third time?
  4. The_Swim_Grandpa
    New phone who dis
  5. The_Swim_Grandpa
    That's what I figured when I got fooled twice.
  6. The_Swim_Grandpa
    I'm just a shout away.
  7. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Me too.
  8. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Were you standing behind me when I ordered that?
  9. The_Swim_Grandpa
    What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
  10. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Fiddle de dee
  11. The_Swim_Grandpa
    I CAN MAKE A HAT, I CAN MAKE A BROACH
  12. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Usually not, but sometimes I wonder how I got to look this good.
  13. The_Swim_Grandpa
    I'm here sometimes too.
  14. The_Swim_Grandpa
    You know what, Brandon?
  15. The_Swim_Grandpa
    I see that you've come to give me one of your many hearts. As an old man, I appreciate your investment.
  16. The_Swim_Grandpa
    And you always order the Phillet Mig-non to go along with it, right?
  17. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Weren't you banned from Texas? We can avoid it together!
  18. The_Swim_Grandpa
    You know, I wouldn't be shocked.
  19. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Yeah, now I'm a fat JFK with a tan. But apparently other people see Zap Brannigan!
  20. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Zap Brannigan. So, care for some champaggin?
  21. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Well mate, we gotta know how you did. Also, what was it over?!
  22. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Hey man, when they told him "hang in there", he listened.
  23. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Tl;Dr I hope it was your brake cable.
  24. The_Swim_Grandpa
    AMADEUS
  25. The_Swim_Grandpa
    Yeah, but you can at least teach one of them fly and cut.
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