The_Swim_Grandpa

is my spirit animal.

Jokes on you, where there's tumbleweeds, there's buffalo.

It’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Glad to see you're doing well too. ;D

That's true, you did befriend me. I know you've seen my posts about Garlic Bread.

I hear that on the super busy! I've been well. Can't complain, doesn't mean I won't.

Holy shit, that guy.

It's cool, weekend duty is more lax. Thanks though! How have you been?

I don't know man, I wasn't a fan. Maybe it was just the batch it was from.

I have duty this weekend.

"Ayyyyyyyyygs" - Easter Fonzie

AIN'T LEGS NOT YOU GOT NO DAN LT

DAN CREAM ICE LIEUTENANT

Nah man, the exact opposite end of Ohio.

*sits down*

No need to be coy, Roy.

DAN LEGS YOU AIN'T GOT NO LT

Don't forget about monkeys and typewriters, amirite?

Who are you?

According to whom?

YOU AIN'T GOT NO DAN

Good things come to those at the gate.

Cleveland is the mistake of the lake.

Oh, I really wanna know.

I got that THIIIIING he sent me