Invida

That makes me feel saddened for people that enjoy squidgy sounds and the thought of balloony penetrations, but are unfortunately perturbed by popping noises. Like me, maybe.

I told the Hubster I wouldn't stay up all night watching the porns, but I feel like I've seen everything but that and I don't know why.

Can a female type person have vigorous sexual relations with a balloon and not make it go poppy? I was just wondering....

What a shame! I'll be there around two to pick it up. Maybe three. I don't actually know where I'm going. Yet. <.<

Hold it close and please take good care of it. Puns make wonderful pets.

You are the most committed troll I have ever known. There's a pun hanging out in that sentence, but I'm not allowed to pun anymore today.

I feel like I want to feel other things than I am feeling. Maybe some day.

This thread's lack of action disappoints me. I think it coulda' been something. Instead there's pale, insipid pork up top. Maybe I just really relate. My hunger is powerful right now.

I want to dive onto all of that.

Insomiboredom. Maybe not a sport, but a board game. Or a board game that becomes a sport for sad people.

Bwahahaha.

Something tells me three days can be just as good if you do it right.

Not as pissed as I am since she keeps stealing my stuff. Or as pissed as I should be. I'm not. She's cute and funny and I lurve her. Even if she is gross and has one hell of an arm pit fetish. That shirt she dragged around on the floor to lick and roll inside the sleeves. She does that only to my husband's shirts and tries to boop and lick his underarms all the time. Idfk why.

Nvm, word pictures are actually awful. I found one of a woman made up of words like "breast" and "skirt". I also think I'm contact high because this doesn't make sense. Ah well. Good luck with the milfy one.