Codename: Jackass

I lived in a dormitory for three years so I understand apartment-style living. I had these next-door neighbors my freshman year who'd play loud ass video games and watch TV with their stereo hooked up so you could hear everything through our paper-thin walls. When they'd play video games, which was all the time, they and two or three other guys would scream at the top of their lungs any time anything remotely exciting happened. They watched a lot of DBZ and played a lot of Street Fighter, from what I understand. This occurred from 10:00 AM usually until 3:00 AM, and I had a class at 8:00 AM. I failed that class due to sleeping through it.

My plan is to move to Austin and get that sweet sweet Google Fiber and also weed that doesn't make me want to go crazy.

And the fucking guy will starthis truck, rev it for a while, leave and come back five minutes later, then repeat half an hour later.

I prefer desktop.

Dark Horse by Converge is secretly a 🆒 track.

lol

Mindhunter

Dark Horse by Katy Perry is secretly a 🔥track.

Already had neighbors who did that shit, except it was those pocket bike things. I'm not really the type to call the police unless there's imminent harm coming, but one of the snitches on my block called a couple times and that stopped pretty quick.

Industrial. Sort of how an old warehouse smells. Cheap chemical cleaner smell hangs in the air. Vague unwashed human aroma permeates everything.

I'd like to have a ten mile buffer.

Yeah, but Trump though.

BIG SPENDER GONNA PICK UP THE TAB!

LOOK OUT, WE GOT A HIGH ROLLER HERE.

Not all of us live in a palatial mansion.

Rich off.

All night.

I certainly don't think about punching him in the throat.

Is that you get the privilege and joy of hearing their very loud, yet undersized and underpowered truck revving and rumbling at all hours of the day and night.

YEAH I IMAGINE SO

Phones are the phuture

What's that like?

I was gonna do it for real but I'm not installing a goddamn app just to test my internet speed.

Down: 69 Mbps Up: 6.9 Mbps