Codename: Jackass

I don't know how to handle criticism. I'm going to sudoku if you don't stop hurting my feefees.

both at the same time

I ate a couple of big salmon fillets for dinner. Does this mean I'm full of cancer now?

I've taken this test a dozen times or more and I've noticed that as I've aged I've gotten closer to the center. I'm in "Hippy filth" territory but right on the cusp of "decent people". A few years ago I would have been right on that line between "hippy filth", "definition of degenerate" and "anarchists and other sub-humans" so I guess I've come a ways. -4.25 economic -3.23 social

Good

Once there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died.

10/10 noise

Detective Briscoe would have you talking in five minutes.

Ants can go right to hell.

The poatato: most underrated vegetable?

Le ebin meemee

The law or the order? The law part is my favorite.

H-hi owo

I don't know either, I need to watch that 30 for 30 again.

I have the same problem. Haven't smoked in a year now. My mind's better for it though.

Is it a cool bug or a gross bug?

But who killed the USFL?

I know. They use glowplugs to start and the compression of the atomized fuel generates enough heat to self ignite once the engine gets going.

I could go for some hot crispy salty french fried potatoes with ketchup.

If I ever win at Jeopardy I'll throw some bucks your way.

lol

Just like a rugby scrum. One of the guys got hurt on the first scramble of the inaugural game.

This is good.

It's full of fish and yogurt tonight.

I never watched much Animaniacs.