If you're on keto then you're better off not even wasting money on a fast food hamburger and just cooking a steak.
Keto diets can squeeze in green leafy vegetables though since they have almost no carbs per serving.
You haven't truly lived until you've been at a door that has "In" on one door and "Out" on the other and you have to make a split-second decision on which is which.
Living on the edge, that's me.
People who read seem to go on and on about what this says, what that says, which book is good, which sign to follow, whatever. Fuck 'em, I get by just fine being illiterate.