Codename: Jackass

The fact that you watch ReviewBrah confirms to me that you browse 4chan.

Just put a bullet in the back of my head.

That is actually my outlook on life. It's how I learned to cope with loss and disappointment. I don't get optimistic about things because when good things happen it's a pleasant surprise. When bad things happen, it's just another bad thing.

Everyone should die. Even me.

Okay. Never do anything that is difficult.

That's the key to your personal success.

I've got like a couple dozen people I wouldn't want dead so I can't truthfully say I wish everyone else was dead.

I was actually thinking about this YouTube video I watched about how the TV show 24 was a celebration of death worship and how Jack Bauer was the most tortured main character in modern television. It was titled "I Wish Everyone Else Was Dead." It's almost 30 minutes but it's pretty interesting, at least to me.

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He ate Bobby Terry's face!

Prolapse time

The Walkin Dude is coming.

Fucking hate peanuts

This really activates my axons.

Nah bro

Not really. That would be horrible. Betcha feel gypped that I didn't post a rambling misanthropic diatribe.

Penis or Prius?

Six pounds soft?

yeah it made my synapses sizzle

cowoy bobeps I have watched dis show

I don't think The Walking Dead would be nearly as bad if they had competent writers whose characters'motivations made sense.