Codename: Jackass

The only way we get Half Life 3 is when everyone forgets about it.

Well quit staring at it.

what did you learn from this experience?

uhhhh

Really gets those brain cells buzzin'.

THIS MAKES MY BALL BAG FILL WITH HOT MILKY CUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

NEVER GET A TARGET REDCARD, YOU'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE. THE SUPPORT ARE RETARDS. MOSTLY IN THE PHILIPPINES AS WELL, THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THE AMERICANS ALSO ARE RETARDS. TRUST ME, I USED TO SUPERVISE THEM.

GO AHEAD, @ EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE, I'M DRUNK, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

DON'T GIVE ME NIGHTMARES

I'm sad that I won't be able to live in Puerto Rico with no strings attached. I guess I'll have to move to some shithole like Croatia once the shit hits the fan here in the good ol' US of A.

How do you feel about this?

BTW I USED TO WORK IN A CALL CENTER. I KNEW A FEW PEOPLE WHO WILL BE FUGGLESS IN ABOUT TEN YEARS' TIME.

I KNEW IT WAS COMING AS SOON AS I SAID THE WORDS "LOW HANGING". I WAS JUST WONDERING WHO WOULD SAY IT FIRST. 5-D CHESS

IT'S ALRIGHT I KNEW A GUY THAT USED TO HANG OUT WITH MY COUSIN WHO NEVER TALKED, HE'D JUST NOD AND GO "UH-HUH, UH-HUH, YEAH, UH-HUH-HUH-HUH" ALL THE TIME. LAUGHED KIND OF LIKE BUTT-HEAD FROM BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD. FUNNY GUY, IF YOU COULD GET HIM TO AGREE WITH SOMETHING WE'D ALL LAUGH BECAUSE OF HOW HE'D SAY IT. SILENT JEFF, THEY CALLED HIM. YOU COULD BE SILENT JEFF. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

like fuggs' tits HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sell your dehumidifier water to the city of Dallas. They'll take what they can get. Probably for a few cents a gallon, too.

It's a weird kind of drought. It's humid as fuck during spring from all the gulf coast moisture, but once the high pressure cap sets up, it's bone dry until October.

I guess I've also got some prime beachfront property once the ice caps finish melting. so there's that. I'll sell you a plot of land in forty years if we're still around.

Really, the only good thing about where I live is that the casino and cheap tobacco are only a short car ride away.

I live in Texas. Actually not that far from you, if you're in Tennessee like I think you are. Just got Arkansas in between, but fuck Arkansas. Desertification will continue, though. West Texas will overake Central, and then East as well, because politicians are more worried about being re-elected than doing the right thing. But this isn't a politics thread, this is a my lawn is going to die and I can't stop it thread.

btw don't get into bed with those horse and stay sover

It was the whole Anniversary episode, actually. He thought Robot Chicken was pretty funny, though. The poor boy. A pleb, but through no fault of his own.