Codename: Jackass

Whatever you say

This is bullshit.

here I replied there you go soak it up

lol

Do they taste like candy?

Good, good, the robots will have her job soon enough.

probably excuses of "muh metabolism muh thyroid"

Nobody thanks me for being born the way I am either. I deserve to be acknowledged for the martyr that I am.

And the welfare recipients tmust certainly thank you for it while driving brand new cars and living in subsidized housing. Debilitating enough that he can bullshit around on message boards all day and night. Next thing you know obesity will be a disability too.

I don't know man, maybe I'm just bitter that I have to work for a living instead of sitting on my ass and living off the dole.

I mean, it's cool if you have no standards or shame. I guess if being a manchild is your lot in life then so be it.

"Chibi" means loli in this instance, doesn't it?

Don't your parents pay for all your shit? Do you need food stamps?

Real lone wolf alpha males don't need cologne.

Canit really be "fapping Friday" if you jack off every day?

Okay but The Shield is a good show.

Now you're just talking crazy.

There's worms in it.

Actually rotini but that doesn't rhyme.

You have to pick one.

For the record I pick CCH Pounder but S. Epatha is great.

S. Epatha Merkerson or C.C.H. Pounder?

Alright cool, good thinking. I'll bring 2-liter sodas.

Why the fuck would my parents be here?

Just a cropped version of this. Feel free to make "lol sportsball ur dumb jock cuntcussions" posts.