Codename: Jackass

join my fantasy league

Whoa, whoa, say that to his face!

I don't know what any of this means.

what?

Do you see it now? I fucked up the formatting the first time around.

Good to hear our Houston people are making it.

There was supposed to be a picture there in the OP but it disappeared.

There's something wrong with that cat.

I'm gonna be bold and try the Tamarind one.

Speak for yourself.

You can fit into the Travis Bickle demographic.

Shameless reddit repost. They sell Jarritos where I live and I've never once had a bottle.

Everyone likes to be complimented. owo

From now on, we'll call this the "Travis Bickle demographic".

Okay, so you mean the same kind of people that only wear white, black or grey clothes and sit alone in their cramped apartment with zero stimulation? Sitting, night after night, fists clenched at their sides, teeth gritted, staring at the blank wall, plotting, planning their manifesto, thinking about the day they will finally GET SOME RESPECT. The kind of person who doesn't like bananas because they're too sweet. It makes sense now. Toast Crunch is perfect for them.

I have this picture of a really pissed off cat.

Okay, I actually like Shredded Wheat. The big biscuit that you can barely fit in the bowl, too. Just cut up a banana on that bad boy and you're golden.

We already have Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French Toast Crunch and the like. What if we just did Toast Crunch? Who would buy it?

All of the telephone lines are down.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

They'll be really disappointed when they find out you were packing baseballs. The solution is to get some baseball-sized testes.

I resent being called milquetoast, but I'll accept it, as bad as it hurts.

then it taketh away. </3

I have witnessed autodrafted teams win leagues, but it was also due in large part to excellent management by the team owner.