Codename: Jackass

Good to hear our Houston people are making it.

There was supposed to be a picture there in the OP but it disappeared.

There's something wrong with that cat.

I'm gonna be bold and try the Tamarind one.

Speak for yourself.

You can fit into the Travis Bickle demographic.

Shameless reddit repost. They sell Jarritos where I live and I've never once had a bottle.

Everyone likes to be complimented. owo

From now on, we'll call this the "Travis Bickle demographic".

Okay, so you mean the same kind of people that only wear white, black or grey clothes and sit alone in their cramped apartment with zero stimulation? Sitting, night after night, fists clenched at their sides, teeth gritted, staring at the blank wall, plotting, planning their manifesto, thinking about the day they will finally GET SOME RESPECT. The kind of person who doesn't like bananas because they're too sweet. It makes sense now. Toast Crunch is perfect for them.

I have this picture of a really pissed off cat.

Okay, I actually like Shredded Wheat. The big biscuit that you can barely fit in the bowl, too. Just cut up a banana on that bad boy and you're golden.

We already have Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French Toast Crunch and the like. What if we just did Toast Crunch? Who would buy it?

All of the telephone lines are down.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

They'll be really disappointed when they find out you were packing baseballs. The solution is to get some baseball-sized testes.

I resent being called milquetoast, but I'll accept it, as bad as it hurts.

then it taketh away. </3

I have witnessed autodrafted teams win leagues, but it was also due in large part to excellent management by the team owner.

You'll scare some of the boys away if you do something crazy like that.

Sidenote: while I was in the store earlier, the Talking Heads' Once in a Lifetime started playing, and I thought that was nice, and then thought as well that the normals shopping for their chicken and beer and shampoo wouldn't dig it.

Can't get on an airplane with the tinfoil zucchini. You have to either forego the foil altogether and run with unprotected fruit (I think zucchinis are fruit, right?) or completely turn the tables on 'em. Personally I just stick a baseball in my underwear but I'm modest.

Obviously the softball is to fill out the codpiece.

Lullabies and Era Vulgaris are pretty spotty but with their other albums I find something to like in almost all the tracks. Songs for the Deaf gets kind of monotonous between Go With the Flow and the title track. I listened to Like Clockwork two or three times anddidn't listen to it again for months because I was so disappointed. Then I came back and wondered what I had missed before, because it's my favorite album of theirs aside from Rated R. Maybe that will happen again, but I just wish there were more cuts on this new album that sound like Feet Don't Fail Me and The Evil Has Landed. Right now this is firmly in the "good not great" tier but it might change.