Codename: Jackass

It was 80 degrees at 7:00pm here.

I like Furryfox because of all the extensions.

Global warming doesn't real you stupids

They're in Dallas, nowhere close.

The record for total rainfall produced by one tropical cyclone in the US was broken.

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I drink PBR and I like it.

A light, crisp pilsner with good hop presence is nice. I also like dark, toasty stouts. IPA I can take our leave. There are some really good ones and then some not so good. Really I like most beer, ale is more diverse and there's always something good. I'm not really a fan of blonde ale or saison.

I cry every fucking time I watch the Iron Giant. Not like bawling inconsolably but I do get teary-eyed. I am too soft sometimes.

My favorite part is when Blair sticks his hand into the other dude's mouth and starts Thinging him.

David Bowie is magical.

I still love the stop motion Terminator skeleton at the end, though. I noticed that when I was like seven years old watching it with my dad and I tried to explain it but he didn't understand what I was talking about and kept going on about how the Terminator was limping. Well fuck yeah he's limping, I saw him get run over by the truck, but that's not what I'm talking about! FUCK.

Don't worry, the lawmakers will all be dead by the time we really start to see the repercussions.

We fucked it up. We fucked it all up.

Also The Thing. I can watch that any time. The effects are a little fake looking in spots but still effectively gross.

When I really think about the ocean, I get sad.

I don't know if I could watch anything seven times in a row.

And I'll still watch it all the way through if I catch it from the start.

How does Dory fit into the equation?

I don't get it.

Maybe I'll be in a better mood later.

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Thanks for not leaving it. Just so I'm clear, if you want to play with usernames that's fine, I'll laugh, but I like keeping mine the same. I'm probably on the autism spectrum somewhere.

Because I want everyone to be miserable like me.

I really don't feel like playing this game.