Codename: Jackass

I'M REPOSTING THIS FROM THE OLD SITE AND I DON'T CARE @Phillies

ASSMAN

Do YouTube videos not embed anymore? never mind I'm an idiot

I'M JUST PISSED OFF ABOUT MY WATCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr6udmsAOKQ

*weaves your first punch, steps back with a powerful left hook to the liver, comes in with a right to the chin, lights out*

GET UP, DANCE, AND DO WHAT WE BOTH CAME HERE TO DO. HEY MAN HEY! HEY MAN! HEY MAN HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY MAN!

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ASSMAN

REGARDLESS OF MY FEELINGS ON THE SUBJECT IT APPEARS THAT I AM GOING TO. GET UP TO FIGHT, FORGET ABOUT IT. I PAID MORE THAN ANYONE WOULD ADVISE FOR THIS WATCH AND SO FAR I AM DISAPPOINTED IN IT. IT BEEPS AT ME AT NOON AND 7:00 AND 5:00 AND I CANNOT TURN OFF THE PIECE OF SHIT!

yeah

You're crazy!

YEAH, THAT WAS ME.

A portal gun so I can have death-defying adventures.

*puts on fingerless gloves, adjusts scorpion jacket* "whatever"

I routinely play withfire and wonder why I get burnt.

I wash my clothes in the dishwasher.

Look at Alice, she don't give a FUCK.

I pulled the clothes out, it was still filling. I have a top-loading machine. I think they're okay.

I STOPPED IT AND PICKED THEM OUT BUT ONE POPPED

I'M STUPID