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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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Everything posted by Codename: Jackass

  1. Get over it
  2. "I'm so triggered right now"
  3. "You should take a year off and travel."
  4. "I don't see color"
  5. "I gotta have my coffee! Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! XD" while drinking an extra large iced coffee beverage containing one shot of espresso, but plenty of sugar syrup, milk and whipped cream.
  6. "Have you listened to Animal Collective?"
  7. "I hate hipsters!" *is a hipster*
  8. "Bernie would have won."
  9. Start drinking on the job.
  10. "I'm vegan"
  11. "I love rap. Eminem and the Beastie Boys are my favorites."
  12. "I drive a hybrid."
  13. I'll have a Bud Light. My lady will have a Long Island Iced Tea.
  14. You don't get paid to dick around on the internet.
  15. "My very large diesel truck makes me feel better about having a small penis and cuckold fetish."
  16. "I love all music except country and rap."
  17. "I love spicy food" they say as they dig into some tex-mex from a chain restaurant. "I love spicy food" they say as they eat a two million Scoville Carolina Reaper.
  18. Wanna see a picture of my cat?
  19. How do I pay off my $70,000 student debt with my visual arts degree?
  20. Do you have any IPAs on tap?
  21. This is probably the worst one.
  22. H-E-double hockey sticks
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