Codename: Jackass

I was smoking weed a lot and having panic attacks from it and one day I had a panic attack and just sort of fell into it. It lasted for about a month, gradually subsiding after a couple weeks, but it was not pleasant. I stayed sober for a while after that.

You forgot best mushroom, the mushroom tip.

It really really sucks. I had a couple episodes of it back when I was 22 and it fucked me up good and proper for a while.

I use a pillow. Even my hair isn't substantial enough to act as a pillow. I think I'll buy some green beans tomorrow.

I was eating peas and though I'd blog about it. The peas have been digested and are now part of me.

I live about an hour and a half from Dallas.

Way too late

both

I should have had the brussels sprouts.

We're gonna paint Gru will all the colors of the wind.

Not particularly. They were kind of bland. We need to go sweeter.

They were in the freezer.

Thank you

Wanna go on a ride?

Hmmm

THIS IS SOME GARBAGE WHAT THE FUCK

I could lift you right up over my head.

Very sad

I peaked at 22. My life is over.

I expect a square to be square inside and out. I'm gonna FREAK OUT.

You are what my mom would call a "loser eater".

I should have, in hindsight.

Kiss me

ONCE I GET MY CHRISTMAS LOAN PAID OFF YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO IS REKT

MY CREDIT SCORE IS 683