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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. I was eating peas and though I'd blog about it. The peas have been digested and are now part of me.
  2. I live about an hour and a half from Dallas.
  3. I should have had the brussels sprouts.
  4. We're gonna paint Gru will all the colors of the wind.
  5. Not particularly. They were kind of bland. We need to go sweeter.
  6. They were in the freezer.
  7. Wanna go on a ride?
  8. Hmmm
  9. THIS IS SOME GARBAGE WHAT THE FUCK
  10. I could lift you right up over my head.
  11. I peaked at 22. My life is over.
  12. I expect a square to be square inside and out. I'm gonna FREAK OUT.
  13. You are what my mom would call a "loser eater".
  14. I should have, in hindsight.
  15. ONCE I GET MY CHRISTMAS LOAN PAID OFF YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO IS REKT
  16. MY CREDIT SCORE IS 683
  17. DON'T FALL FOR THE CREDIT MEME
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