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@[classic swim] The FUCK did I just read?

Swing and a miss. Not 1, not 2, but 3 strikes. All in one fell swoop. You struck out, my dude

Yep. I’ve watched them even when the original board was around. I was sponsored for Tekken, DDR, and MvC2 back in the day.

…….Aaaaand there’s the stupid. You couldn’t NOT say stupid shit for 6 whole minutes……..your poor……whatever takes deposits from you.

Oh wow. No attempt at a come back? No futile attempt to overheat your brain trying to outwit or outsmart me? No mental gymnastics? About time you simply acknowledge simple facts and state them. Good boy.

I had to admit to my family that I have social anxiety. It went about as badly as you’d think. They don’t understand it, especially since I’m the only introvert. It was fun. I honestly don’t think those that those who are….darker than a sheet of paper, let’s say, have the tools to understand a lot of things like this. As much as I want to try and bridge the gap, I don’t know if I will without constantly being judged, put down, or ridiculed for being me. I think I’ve figured out why serial murder sprees happen sometimes, now.

Yes. It did. It made me giggle, and gave you kudos points. Win-win.

Pensions vest as early as 5 years. Saying you have “a fully vested pension” says both Jack and shit. It means nothing. Pensions and 401(k)s at most companies are separate assets/investments. Pensions are usually saved for more blue collar/government jobs, as people that are in those tend to stay in them for (on average) 25+ years. They also tend to be union jobs, so part of those dues are for this fund. As previously stated, they can vest as early as 5 years. Saying you have “a fully vested pension” is not a flex. It just means “I’ve been at my job 5 years or more.” Hurray. You’ve done the equivalent of getting through the probationary period of most union work, only financially. In a divorce, a pension can be fully taken by spouse or family. Which is why there are people that will kill for them. 401(k) plans, on the other hand, usually don’t fully vest until a set period of employment. There are a couple different styles. There’s graded, which means after certain periods, you earn a percentage of ownership, and the longer the period, the more ownership. Then, there’s cliff, which means all or nothing, until the time you reach. It varies per company. Also, YOU pay into these, and the company matches that (up to a certain point). That means BOTH of you are vested in your employment. A 401(k) can be taken in divorce insofar as whatever was accrued during marriage can be taken, but anything before can’t. Source(s) for all of the above: 3 CPA cousins, 3 uncles in Armed Forces/police/government jobs, and myself, who has worked at several Fortune 500 companies. It would’ve been a better flex to say “I have a fully vested 401(k),” because that means you’ve probably been somewhere for (on average) 8-10 years. In your 30s…..you’re basically giving the financial equivalent of “I have a girlfriend! You don’t know her, she’s from [insert X country here].” But, alas, you, as usual, went with the stupid option. Then, decided to think you’re the smartest guy in the room, which you aren’t. You’re a mental midget compared to me, my dude. Just give it up.

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Motherfucka….you know this bitch don’t read.

You keep using that word. I don’t think you know what it means…..or how they work.

Wow…..you think it’s THAT size? That’s adorable. Even marbles understand gravity, my man. They are automatically higher in function than you. They also happen to be bigger than whatever neurons are fighting for life in the vast emptiness of your skull.

No…..you don’t even remember what you said about a claim earlier. It’s OK. I see even simple portions of the English language escape you, too. It’s all right. The federal funding cut to public schools and all.

The lack of birth control and/or Special Education facilities in their state.

Aaaahhhhh…….yeah. I forgot. Both mind AND body aren’t productive.