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  1. Naraku4656
    that's what i'm doing. can you do me a favor and jerk me off. it's fap day and i can't move my fap arm
  2. Naraku4656
    well my shoulder is really hurting but seeing a doctor is $250. my insurance covers none of that and i don't have that kind of money so i guess i just deal with the pain and hope it goes away
  3. Naraku4656
    as much of a dick thing as this is going to sound but i make too much money to qualify for unemployment. even if i'm unemployed, i'm over the salary cap
  4. Naraku4656
    god that's fucking depressing. he deserved better than that
  5. Naraku4656
    oww oww oww oww MAKE IT STOP
  6. Naraku4656
    and so am i, by my left hand. best waifu
  7. Naraku4656
    i think you two make a better pair. you'd give him a pity fuck
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  9. Naraku4656
    shut up whitey
  10. Naraku4656
    damn thing keeps popping everytime i try to lift something overhead
  11. Naraku4656
    that's why i asked on a technicality because A: i haven't spoken to them in years and B: they're a second cousin and they're adopted into the family so i have no blood relation to them
  12. Naraku4656
    if having a black relative gets you a get out of a dumb comment free card, then do i get one on a technicality?
  13. Naraku4656
    well here's the thing. my old position got closed because of reasons. meaning there isn't an open position for me on the old team. so i never said fired, but i do think that my position is getting eliminated
  14. Naraku4656
    yeah sure let me walk in and say one job please. i'd have to look around probably for a while to find something comparable to what i have now
  15. Naraku4656
    i'd need to find a job first in order to do that...
  16. Naraku4656
    move where. also nobody buys a house in august
  17. Naraku4656
    express employment or whatever has NOTHING in my area. the one time your shitty link would have come in handy
  18. Naraku4656
    but that old manager is going to decide whether or not to keep certain people. eeeeeeeeeeey anyone looking for a nerd
  19. Naraku4656
    in my hand
  20. Naraku4656
    did you ever wake up one morning and notice your penis went missing again. happens to the best of us
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  22. Naraku4656
    did you tell her hey babe i like to talk to you. how's about coming to my room for a little boom boom
  23. Naraku4656
    blue
  24. Naraku4656
    technically this is french techno
  25. Naraku4656
    OH MY GOD IT'S ALL OVER MY SHIRT
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