Naraku4656

i have to pay for everything with this car, i have a great ability to break things that i touch. i don't want that to happen to my car

inuyashaboy05[/member] is still a RIF. i've stopped being one like 10 years ago

i'd take a picture of my shoulder but i'd have to be shirtless and i don't feel like having 5 people fap to me

i remember that too. god late nights with IB. my post count only started to go up in 2008 and beyond because i still had the fast posting style. still do

moist

> be me > had to pay someone to change my car battery > *cries in Top Gearanese*

i fell out of the RIF thing by like early or mid 06. i was in IB since 05 but i think i made my move to a full time IBer in 06 at some point

i don't give a fuck if the thing separated in half when you hit the gas, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DIE HAPPY OK?

can you use your magical car powers and tell Ford to make another RWD Focus RS so i can cum myself when i slam on the gas?

i never really visited CD. i mean i think i had a few posts in there but nothing incredible

old old oooooooold AD and OA were fun to fuck with, back when i was a RIF and hung around with the other RIFs god we used to troll OA soooooooooo haaaard. before i became a full time IBer

the fact that i thought "there was a crossdresser feet thread?" tells me that i've been away from the boards for too long

you could just fap to me if that helps. you'd join i think like two other people here who have

the Ford Focus is by far one of the most consistently rated cars for reliability. i will warn you though that they are boring as fuck to drive but they're not any more boring than a Toyota Camry or Honda Civic and they're cheaper to maintain

i'll take it slow for a while and try stretching more before i start. loosen up the muscle a little bit. see if that helps

dude my car is great. one of my dream cars is american

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

i think mine is B positive but I'd have to get it checked again. it's been a really long time since i was told

i like my boring ass chipmunk looking car

your uncle actually managed to kill a Datsun, i thought those things were along with Twinkies, Cockroaches, and '70s Station Wagons as unkillable

i have no idea what my blood type is

well i can't really help you out in that department

and roll call threads (though I think that was towards the end of the golden age of IB)

the chevy nova is like my dad's old car wut about a good old 1978 Datsun 510

you can sniff my armpit if it makes you feel better