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Naraku4656

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  1. RIGHT ABOUT NOW
  2. IN THIS CITY LADIES LOOK PRETTY GUYS TELL JOKES SO THEY CAN SEEM WITTY why do i remember this off the top of my head
  3. well? BUST IT
  4. EVEN IF THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN
  5. hot bed sex sounds like you're trying to fuck your mattress. and hey maybe you are, i don't judge
  6. BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
  7. Hurricane Sandy absolutely fucked NJ. lot of good friends of mine lost a lot of property.
  8. the funny thing is that no one thought it was out of place like in Boston
  9. i have three around the house but they all were pretty cheap. i've never really had a problem
  10. they're following me
  11. well i was done hours ago if anyone cares. i'm hard again though :painfap:
  12. wait how did he find his way here anyway. he did miss the whole shutdown, nodebb, staging forum, real shutdown, and proboard stuff
  13. that already existed, it was called Seinfeld and the episode was The Contest
  14. you could all join me
  15. i'm going to go fap. later losers
  16. i can't reach THAT far but if i can impress a pornstar that's good enough for me
  17. i'm going to start charging if you don't get off of my dick
  18. that's what they call a joke
  19. you'd be surprised at how you can helicopter drunk piss. i have
  20. the only thing i have going for me is apparently my tongue according to poof. and i barely remember why i showed that to her
  21. well i'm surprised that i was close enough to someone that they documented it. so i guess i'll pick up where i left off and ask everyone to get naked
  22. what if she's not impressed by that
  23. you just want the D
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