Naraku4656

sorry i'll be more gentle next time

over 110,000 excuse you

he'd have to find someone gay, deaf, and blind but i guess stranger things have happened

spare a ramen noodle?

do i need to add you to the list of dudes here who want my dick for some reason

Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I GIVE UP

what about jdate, all i have to do is listen to a year's worth of guilt stories to have sex between a sheet. SCORE

match and eharmony have awful interfaces. no one uses that garbage. i have okc which gives me nothing and tinder where i get people but they're either bots, don't talk, or talk for a while and i get bored.

i unmatched like 3 other people because they weren't talking to me

hookup lines have never worked with me, i have the sexual finesse of a plastic bag

i guess if she messages back i can see if she wants to do sushi or something. if not then whatever

well i've been talking to them for like 2 weeks. after about a week i stopped finding things to talk about. this isn't just tinder, this is everywhere. i lose interest too quickly and wander on to something else

going to have to ask for help here because i lose interest in people too quickly and run out of things to talk about

well it is. there's a couple good songs, but he's pretty weird

the internet wasn't matching up with what a physical human being who worked with the company stated that the salary range was.

because i've looked up salaries for positions at companies where i've had headhunters contact me for. the ranges don't always match with what they tell you. sometimes it's higher, sometimes lower

yep i know about that. don't fully believe all the salaries you see on there, its not always accurate

the system only dreams in total darkness

so higher salary than you = homeless in the future? let's all quit our cushy 9-5s and get walmart jobs so we don't sleep on the street. now i feel bad i left my first job at a grocery store. i could have been making 1/4 what i'm making now

the fuck is that

or maybe your taste is just terrible

you have no taste

i'm going to shove these albums up your butt so you can listen better