Naraku4656

hope they like the sound of one hand fapping :fap:

CAUSE YOU'RE HOTTER THAN THE SUN AND YOU'RE BETTER THAN THE DRUUUUUUUUGS I USED TO LOVE

i want pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

but that's like blurting out YES. YES. THERE ARE A FEW TYPES OF SPECIAL TRIANGLES LIKE 30-60-90 AND 45-45-90

christmas music sucks

i don't think it's possible to fuck someone into another religion. like what you fuck and then they go YES. YES. YES. I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO SATAN

wow ur rich

you had more than one you fatcat. GIVE ME MONEY OR GIVE ME MONEY

how insensitive. he could be Jewish

i wish i was rich enough to afford more than one noodle

get thee to a nunnery

spare a ramen noodle?

maybe

gay

i forget what decent chinese food is

spare a ramen noodle?

i didn't have anyone knock this year AND I FORGOT TO PICK UP CHEAP CANDY AT THE STORE TODAY. welp now all that's left are the crap ones

buy yourself some slippers, cheapass

and has more preservatives in it probably than fucking Walt Disney

is that now i feel guilty whenever i buy anything terrible for myself. i used to not give a shit, but after working out and eating a lot better i just look at it and go "that's just going to make me feel sick" or "that's just a waste of calories" I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS DAMMIT. WHY WON'T MY MIND LET ME DO IT

it was also satisfying as all fuck to slam the phone shut after a bad call. that is something i really miss about flip and landline phones. there's no satisying way to hang up on an android

dude the moto razor was legit.

i thought you stole everything