Naraku4656

i got a flyer in the mail yet again for gigabit internet but i don't feel like i really need to be spending that kind of money. idk i guess it'd be pretty cool but unless i'm living with like 5 other people i don't see me ever using that kind of speed

old man

ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE

eh, goth gfs with daddy issues are too high school for me. now nerdy girls that are a few years older than me? well now you're cooking with gas

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well good

rainman goes to North Korea

i'm guessing messages are varchar(40000) but i'm too lazy to test

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why don't you love me anyway

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i derped. 37 words, 256 characters

@K_N por que

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oh

my dad has a subscription to the local paper. idk i think they just get it for the coupons

why

i read most of it too. i feel so distinguished

mostly to clean my car's windshield. i feel at least 30 years older even buying it lol

you're littering

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/balloon-ban-passed-in-australian-city-due-to-impact-on-marine-life-a4178406.html

HAIR

broken link

STOP HUMPING BALLOONS YOU PERVS