Naraku4656

just don't eat Gordon

it's pretty hit or miss whether or not we actually do stuff. i like her a lot but she's very distant. kind of reminds me of...well me before i moved down here

that and she's way out of my league. to get someone with her personality is probably going to be a one time deal. i'm trying not to fuck this one up.

nah it was luck. i think if her and i broke up it'll probably take me about the same amount of time again

ok that's pretty funny

it's cool, i can take it . nah what happened was that on new year's day 2018 the nearly 10 year dry spell was broken. i dated someone for a month, that flopped. then the other girl came along and dated her for 4 months, she flew away. then about a month and a half later this one came along and i've been with her since. that all happened in the same year. i think once a decade the stars align or something

surprisingly, no

Emrakul

same way i manage everything else in my life. luck

i don't

that was the last one from last year. i've had another one for a little over 10 months now

i went out for a drive for a bit and then ended up coming back. i spent money on some stuff and then ran out of things to do. i beat all my games and my gf doesn't feel like hanging around so I AM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

nothing to dooooooooooooooo

i think the chicken noodle is Progresso and the rest are campbells

i have chicken noodle, tomato, and french onion

i tried watching that and it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawful. Rifftrax is the only acceptable successor

uhhhh. i have some cans of soup

So I already have water from last year in my garage so I don't need that. I just got some extra cereal and stuff

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. fine. i'll pick up some water and shit CUS YOU GUYS WON'T JUST LET ME DIE.

but that requires me doing things

there. wouldn't be a me thread without a music video

nope. i am riding out this storm and hoping it kills me. COME AT ME YOU WINDY BITCH