PhilosipherStoned

1. Wipe McDonalds out of existence. - When asked what I'd do with ultimate power (which I'm assuming can be summed up by the 3 words, omnipresent, omnipotent, and omnipowerful as most monotheistic gods have come to be described..) I usually wouldn't bother mentioning McDonalds, but you used it in your refrence so fuck McDonalds. 2. Compress the universe into one twightly wound and precise ball of matter/antimatter, and all those other neat things inbetween in such a way to cause another big bang simultaenously destroying this universe and bringing about another. (Starting from scratch.) 3. Wait as long as it takes for the natural processes that create the building blocks of life as well as the processes of evolution and natural selection to create a race even remotely as sentient and self aware as human beings. (Or don't wait at all? I doubt I'd really care though. Depends on my peception of time if that's even a thing for someone like me. This is the part that sounds the most fun to me however, but if it's boring I'm fast fowarding through it or some shit..) 4.This is where I get creative I guess because I'm already kind of bored with the idea of infinite power...Shape this new race with whatever divine nudges needed to make 'em all look like the guy below. (Praise be Cthulu) 5. Free beer volcanoes/virgins/drugs etc. to all those that don't complain about this new universe I've created without the need to wait for a new existence in an unverifiable after life. They just randomly gen on any habitable planets my chosen ones explore. (Which can be good or bad ya know you still have free will...and beer volcanoes sound pretty dangerous as are drugs and hoes...Fuck around and find out) 6. Fuck around and find out some more. 7.Rinse and repeat process based on how I'm feeling that eon. 🤷‍♂️

Hey, and like most times I'm glad it's not about me, but when I post a hindu spiritual that mummified his arm by raising it and never putting it down and then allude to John Wick can you really blame me for thinking I might be the one you're talking about lol? Anyway solid OP. I couldn't help myself from adding that post..

I'm the one that made it super cereal didn't I. Well I mean I was only philosophizing.... Give me a break lol. 🙏

I mean I feel this is true.. I told fuggs this more often than not, but if you like to eat bugs and crabs and shit be my guest. If their was a market for the former you could start your own shack maybe ;D Hmm...I digress I saw a few wterbug roaches in my crib this year. I've never had an infestation but I havent even put screen doors or properly fumigated this house since I bought it though. I think the prego wolf spider that mangaed to dodge all my company and skate past my computer chair in the dark while we were in cinema mode is the most unsettling thing to happen here yet though.She was gonna blow soon and that thing was fat...🙃 Probably what I get for never killing them and just scooping them in a jar and releasing them around my property though..

One man is seldom powerful enough or probably more to the point motivational enough to bring about a revolution...There are people on this planet that have raised an arm to corruption and never put it down...literally. The science of a feat like that is what makes it stick in my memory I guess, but just in case I get the incoherency card pulled on me... https://www.jpost.com/omg/meet-the-man-whose-arm-has-been-raised-for-almost-50-years-688399#:~:text=Amar Bharati in 1973 decided,small local bank in India. So let's get to the meat of the matter though taking up arms, and giving the system your best John Wick.. Well how well has that worked out for the action hero himself? I mean he lives...but with one less finger, and betrayed by the same man that appealed to his sense of righteousness so my point is one man aint gonna bring about a revolution...Alone anyway.

I mean if we're being contemporary here it does seem like the universe has decided to say "Why not both." With all due respect to a man that's helped me through some dark times historically... Fuck the whole hero/villain shit in it's traditional context anyway..

That's kind of why I started using it anyway. My handle on alot of things is namestex, and people that don't get it's two words 'name's Tex' put together for a handle try to pronounce it like some form of namaste...

I started using it as like a bow gesture idk.. Is it two different hands high 5ing?? 🤷‍♂️

Bro you done for. Probably got two teams on you and one is just random Trump goons.

So how much for the ceremony? if it's anything over $14 we got massive red flags.. I mean idk I was trying to play off of the barbie bullshit but if you get the right kit that might amount to a typical wedding.. Anyway if I thought a fucking doll was my soulmate we'd elope so hard over taco bell it'd raise serious questions about some of these tlc types marrying battleships and attack helecopters.. hell I mean that I can see, but dolls, whether the newborn (I had an abortion so now this is my baby dolls) or any dolls fuck you. TLDR version fuck dolls literally and don't spend money to marry them. 🙏

Meh.

The folder layout starting with Current Events, and not GD. Finally goofed as well I guess. I am irrationally bothered by this fact and I really thought you should know. Good-day.

It's not I meant for it to go in GD, but whatever... I have a sinus infection and I've been up in working since 8am.. Got done with my last job, and then I had to go help a coworker with a blownout tire stuck on the side of a highway in the middle of nowhere.....Didn't have a tire iron...didn't have a jack... Yeah mods move this please but anyway... I brought a tire iron and a jack we got it raised up, and his spare had a fucking hole in it. I'm beyond caring about semantics after all that..

Well that and some pizza and marinara sauce.. Definitely doesn't beat the $110 I got in tips last week, but I'll take it. One of the only upsides to doing this shit is that a good deal of the customers are extremely appreciative/ empathetic towards technicians, and when they see you go the full mile to make sure their lines are in shape they're pretty greatfull.. Well there's a lot of techs here that half ass things or flat out lie to the customers as well..

Well if you're talking about who I think you are they've kind of been at for a while their antics went from cheeky to excessively shooting out posts meant to shake the snowglobe.,,, My Monday was hell.. Mainly because I spent like 5 hours unfucking this supposedly good apartments cable wiring so and old lady that moved in from a another address would have the same services as her old address... Either the other tv/internet providers jacked the shit up in the attic crawl space so it would only work for their system or yeah... Some shit like that... Had to cut an splice wiring in a fucking attic crawl space in a fucking bathrooom closet I could barely get a ladder in... I need to be paid fucking hourly if I'm going to do shit like that, I don't like leaving customers hanging, but fuck my boss if I'm working for free just because idiots around here don't understand if you cut the cable wiring or let five diff companies go ham on the shit it's probably going to need a total rerun.. /rant my bad I need another beer...

Ha that guy I posted though maybe he already knows what's up... Still Fuck Tik Tok. idk... THAT PINK SAUCE IS THE SHIZ RIGHT!!\ I don't think anybody died from the shit yet anyway but ya it is a real craze..... Sigh.....let's get serious real quick. Fuck! Apparently THIS dude is only one trying to sigh. Well then here it is, but fuck you Muta well played. (disclaimer here the ingredient combinations sound dope and lit lit as fuck, but I'm not gonna amazon prime that shit to my address just yet after some vetting.. )

Since you found "even" more random shit on the internet. I guess I should contribute... Right...."Random" shit on the internet. Well there's a certain place there that I hate exists and always will... https://www.tiktok.com/@danielmccoin/video/7125993281913163051?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=6944159131054556678 BAM that easy... It's like the capri sun pouch version of youtube for all these fucks, but they don't give a damn cuz after so many followers.....They gonna get some dank...Somethin? Bro.... IDK Please the one thing I think this government should kill after a long bout of it (this government) fucking up human rights and tic tok still exists... it was a joke, but YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU!?!?!!! https://giphy.com/gifs/monkey-animal-attack-YVHKXGMG0e7iU

Dude.. Youtubers I chill with do that shit there's no way it was an [as] thing back in the day....but like Two of these guys wives one of them.. idk... I need to know what shoe hands are about now.

Bro I havent needed to use a discord server in so long I've been ignoring a discord start up error on boot on this pc for about a year... so lol surprised I even got in.,

I like the color pallete and I'm pretty satified with the results here though. @Insipid The bots are made by users or how does this work overall? I've made chatbots, but nothing else. Seems like a pretty massive discord outfit though with sections justs for noobs. Not bad.

There think I got the right one this time..

Nah nvm thta's an osama bin laden query.. I kind of hate it's ran off of a massive discord server though. Not sure I can even scroll to find the query I made amidst the friggin inpoor of new queries..