André Toulon

Me too....Fall bros *hi five and I accidentally slap you in the face*

Was going to be Korean BBQ but my daughter wanted a pizza so they are having that and we can have crab cakes.

If we're lucky you'll di......disperse this terrible illness.

Bye Felicia

Maybe she knows that's what he wanted.

Oh shit, for real....Wanna date a neglective black dude?

No sure if you think this makes it better but ok. Carry on.

Glad you realize reading your shit is a mistake

Welp, this was my fault....I clicked this so I deserve all of this.

it says 12, but I'm pretty sure this is my son's doing since he uses my account to upload his playstation vids....I definitely haven't saved any of this shit for later.

Well I can check...I don't recall putting any but I might have some....brb

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It's really all of our faults, mine probably more than anyone's, that we created this monster......Only we can kill it or we will forever be forced to feed it.

Nah, I had enough last week....Might crack a few while watching football tomorrow but then again, might not even watch the game.

It's sucked lately

Oh no you don't

LOL, women are stupid.

You are an idiot that can't read. But yeah....We saw your sexy texts where the dude showed up at 10:15 and was texting you at 10:45 saying he had fun. Then MH saying he was on the way at 11am and sending his swansong at 11:30 am.....Good times.

LOL, this is not how masturbation should ever work.....Why would I spend hours getting myself off....I have jacked off, didn't nut and quit because fuck wasting my time.....This makes no sense. Am I trying to prove to myself that an can hold my nut. That's stupid, this is stupid.

Weirdest.....post....ever. If I'm gonna fap, I usually start before the video finishes buffering and I'm done before the moaning starts. I guess I just like the fact that masturbating doesn't mean I have to impress anyone....Just shoot it in the toilet and go to sleep.

LOL, y'all need to have sex....Porn isn't this serious.

M mom walks in...I dunno...What is this thread. I don't ever need more than 2-4 minutes of porn. You're doing it wrong I think. Porn is just a means to an end, and as quickly as possible......I'll never understand getting into porn at a capacity that it needs to be entertaining.

I like when they cancel.....But that's not a thing today. Doing inventory so I get to go home in like 2 hours.

I saw it at the store...I don't use it....I only use Gillette

i think this is where we are at as well