Sawdamizer

None. For the most part I could validate their existence based on the info they talked about... They weren't looking for relationships and neither was I. I will say this, they are all pretty much nurses and grade school teachers.... for whatever reason.

When I was single, bumble was fishing with dynamite.

Hell ya

Bout time

What did you edit in your post? I'm honestly asking how you fucked up a single word so badly you felt the need to edit it.

I dont understand. Cant you just whip out your massive hog and fuck your way through anything? Slam that dong on the table and establish dominance. Nut up.

Sooo.... you're single, eh?

I just ate pasta with a habanero reduction... my eyeballs are sweating

None of us are on cocaine... it seems.... yet.

Lol

Not that this is a competition.... but im... the most introverted. Fuck, I have successfully tailored my career in banking to never have to see a single person ever again.

I was a libra... and I'm not fuckiny balanced

Shes a bitch bro

Oh...yah. I was gone for a bit and I just.... can I buy you a hooker?

Wut? You've never had a girlfriend? Like...have you smashed?

Guest room ready for guests

Dude would fuck my face for a dime.

I can add one more slut

Anal?