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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Just put a whole chicken in the crockpot
  2. Has mastered the chapman stick
  3. Used to be a practioner in psychic surgery
  4. Used to date Candyman
  5. Has a restraining order on Santa Claus
  6. Was also featured on Unsolved Mysteries in the "Mysteries of the Diabolical Mind" special
  7. Was also on a episode of Rescue 911, someone he knew got their head stuck in a toilet seat
  8. Has the America's Most Wanted 800 number on speed dial
  9. Was also featured on a episode of Unsolved Mysteries in a UFO segment
  10. So I guess something is going around because is calling in sick. Clearly I caught it but I never call off unless I know for certain that I'm getting laid that day.
  11. Won't pick up his toys off the floor
  12. Buys my bottled ocean water on daily basis
  13. Has a shrine dedicated to Figgs' hooha
  14. Breaking news shes just been banned from Manitoba
  15. Is a descendant of Col. Sanders
  16. It was a free ride but she already payed
  17. Builds furniture for dollhouses
  18. Has come to snuff the rooster
  19. Was born under a bad sign
  20. Disarms you with a smile
  21. Is the man in the box
  22. Is sitting on a park bench
  23. President Trunks of course
  24. Looking California and feeling Minnesota
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