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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Was the real life inspiration for Cornholio
  2. Personally I'd toss it or maybe send it Packard
  3. Uses alien probes on unsuspecting Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom
  4. Went joyriding in a alien spaceship
  5. Was probed by aliens
  6. blames everything on aliens
  7. Used to shave Kurt Angle's head
  8. @Doom Metal Alchemist
  9. Is a distant relative of big foot
  10. Takes baths at a public fountain...in a bathing suit of course.
  11. Washes her clothes in the crockpot
  12. Puts salt and pepper on his ice cream
  13. People who bring their dogs to the grocery store should be forced to sit on the Judas Chair
  14. Dries his socks in the air fryer
  15. Gives out canned vegetables to trick or treaters every Halloween
  16. He is what you will call a repeat offender I repeat he will offend again
  17. Sings the meow mix song to her cat
  18. Is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and is all out of bubblegum
  19. My sign is no smoking, why do you ask?
  20. Knows the secret language of Toucans and can speak it fluently
  21. Always gets daylight savings time mixed up. Spring back and fall forward.
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