Mode 7

Things were going pretty well at work today until the last 30 minutes before quitting time when Trump gets brought up then it erupts into a free for all. You got the pro Trumpers screaming and hollering and making a scene in public trying to their shit off and then you got the people who don't like Trump screaming and hollering and making a scene in public trying to get their shit off killing my chill vibe in the process. Goddamn there's a time and place for everything for fuck sakes. Even my manager was getting into with a customer over this shit, is this really appropriate behavior for a manager? Both sides look crazy as fuck to me. And then people trying to drag me into this expecting me to pick a side. Shit I'm just a spectator having a laugh this because this comedy to me, always has been.

Homemade Nachos

https://abcnews.go.com/US/fitness-guru-richard-simmons-dead-76/story?id=111912398

Nachos tomorrow

Not sure who I find more insufferable, smokers or dog owners

Smokers are the worst

The shark in Jaws did nothing wrong “You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.” ― GARY LARSON

Played the lottery for the first time in years, didn't win anything of course

@jackiemarie90

Strawberries are overrated

Everyone knew but apparently said content creator decided to play dumb about this motherfucker and got bit in the ass

Fish

Can I have my name changed to Dusty Shackleford please?

That moment when a dumbass content creator finally realizes that Charelston White is a clout chasing ass bitch this whole time. You can't take the clout back homie.

Nicotine, Red Bull and Shame

I think I want my username to be changed