-Kudasai-

Made hasenpfeffer out of the Easter bunny

Got banned from the public pool for pouring bubble bath into the water

Is currently awaiting trial for the murder of her imaginary friend

Well if you let them talk long enough eventually they will

Has also been banned from the Yukon Territories

Spends her free time trying to solve the mystery on how did the Ninja Turtles manage to get money for pizza

2 oven roasted chickens because I don't go back to work until Friday and plus there's an incoming snowstorm so I don't plan on leaving my apartment until then. Also had some shells and cheese, chicken stuffing and cranberry sauce.

Is banned from all Chuck E Cheese locations

Is banned from British Columbia

Plays wrestling theme songs on the kazoo

2 NY steak strips and yellow rice

Uses sand to make a sandwich

Burgers and beer

Once killed a spider with a shotgun

I'll just say this and I'm going to out of there When these boot licks get their negro wake call I don't to hear a goddamn thing from them. Stay their buck broken asses over there. I refuse to be captain-save-a-coon they got me fucked up thinking that's going to happen.

Drag races in those motorized grocery carts

Looking California and feeling Minnesota