-Kudasai-

Mel Tucker is the prime example of what it means to fumble the bag

Both the washer and dryer are actually available at home. You bet your ass I'm going to hog that bitch, today you motherfuckers are going to have to wait on me for once

Bring me some poi

I'm in the mood for MST3k tonight

@discolé monade I would like to apologize for saying candy corn was the worst candy and I also would like to apologize for talking trash about good n' plenty because I was just reminded that black licorice still exists and I would would take those over that shit any day. Never again will I speak ill of candy corn and good n plenty.