-Kudasai-

@Blackrose321

I'm going to BBQ tomorrow fuck it

How would you like it, in ruprees or fairy dust?

beer and cheddar brats with onions and peppers

I don't have kids and I don't want any so why is I'm always finding myself in a position playing parent?

I have a few I can spare

It nothing short of a miracle that I haven't put hands on anyone in the years I've worked retail.

Clearly some people just don't know how to read the room

My Internet bill went up this month. I'm not happy about it but it is what it is. But then days later after this bullshit bill I started experiencing service disruptions. Get that taken care of. Then days later it happens again all fucking day on my only day off. So I talk to the service provider then send a signal to the modem and schedule an early Tuesday appointment. After I get off the phone every thing is working, ten minutes later shit is not working. Between the this high as bill and these constant service problems it might be time to part ways. If Comcast seems like a better option than you know you fucking suck.

I was going into work today and there was a homeless guy sitting outside, I walked past him and this goofy motherfucker tells me to go buy him something to eat. Not ask me but demanded that I but him something to eat. Homie your are in no position to be making demands when you're clearly in a position of weakness. And I know this guy too and it was his sassy ass attitude and being a thief which got his ass on the streets so needs to check his funky ass attitude.

Basic Instinct was not a good movie

I forgot how awesome bug zappers are

I knew I was in for a long ride