Mode 7

Maple and brown sugar oatmeal and lemon ginger tea

What a rotten day this turned out to be. I get to work and the truck hasn't arrived it's supposed to be here around 8:00 am it get here until 2:30 pm. I don't what's up this driver but claims that he doesn't know how to use power jack so we have to unload his truck for him and to not mention that it was this same driver that damaged half of our order a few ago and shit was damaged again. And this new worker we got holy shit this dude is fucking slow. It took him 3 hours to finish one fucking aisle an aisle that only has one to side to put things up and should only take less than 30 minutes to put up, and I should know because I fucking worked that several times! And he leaves meanwhile I did 3 aisles plus when I came in I worked two Coca-Cola pallets while waiting for the truck and I got that shit before the truck got here. Also while working the boss is crying about the meat counter, You see the amount of shit I'm doing why don't you get off your ass and fill it up since you're walking fixing the beer coolers. I worked that whole shift without taking a break, I haven't eaten since breakfast my fucking back and feet are killing me. Everyone leaves and I'm always the one that has to clean up the back room, I'm always the one has to close, I'm always the one that manage the meat, dairy and produce counters every fucking night so left them two more U-Boats of grocery that's got to up because FUCK YOU! I'm not doing the whole order all by myself so they better not say a goddamn thing otherwise there will be trouble and I will start it I don't give a fuck. And finally just as when I was about wrap up the last little of grocery order when two customers wanted a meat bundle. Not just any bundle the MAX Bundle. And I'm trying to put the shit together and this motherfucker is over my shoulder asking a bunch questions, I was about to kill him because he just fucked up my night. Last fucking minute and they want a goddamn bundle. There needs to be a time limit on this because asking for this late in the day is problematic most the meat is usually gone and it makes it difficult to add everything up to get the correct weight and I have to make sure that everything the exact pound when preparing a bundle. I came close to buying booze and drinking until I pass out but I have to get up early because technician is coming to fix my internet which as gotten worse since yesterday. I don't feel like cooking maybe I'll just have a bowl of oatmeal and call it a day. P.S. I hope both those idiots who wanted that max bundle choke on a chicken bone, nothing of value would be lost.

Got fired from his job as a photographer because he kept telling customers

I know I have to wait until Wednesday for the technician to come out and fix this fucking Internet but all I want to do is watch TV but the Wi-Fi just doesn't want to cooperate. I'm getting very very close to taking a hammer to this goddamn modem. Pray for me.

Tried to ride in a pouch of a kangaroo

Likes to brag to complete strangers on how well he parallel parks

Time to shave, this goatee is starting to get on my nerves.

Got super excited when he found out that he was going to Jupiter but was soon disappointed when learned that he was going to Jupiter, Florida and not planet Jupiter.

Plans on running for mayor of Hell, Michigan