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[classic swim]

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  1. [classic swim]
    Really fucking annoying how many months have 30 days instead of 31. Like come the fuck on just add the other day. 31 days always feels like 10 when you have a landlord.
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    Ejaculate (e-jackoff-u-late)
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    - - - - - - - - - - Blog shit
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    I got you some Pizza Hut pizza for you to enjoy!
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    Said it before already but thanks for officially one year of UEMB. Legit the only site I need now. Fuck Toonzone, but also thank Toonzone for having their garbage ass shut down last year.
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    Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
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    I’m assuming Czechoslovakian.
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    I’ll make an exception.
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    I used to have a borrowed login that always worked all the time. Long since, it’s glitched/locked me out even when I have bro’s information on standby with permission. But even if said login worked, I just rarely have time for Toonami.
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    I sure as shit hate Belgium.
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    Family Guy Video Game! - PS2
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    Fuck yeah.
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    Sorry about what they did to your ass.
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    Is it just the gloves? Are they dead on the inside? It’s like having your penis fondled by an old-timey robot.
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    About fuckin time they started re-screening this. Should’ve done that a long time ago, easy money.
  21. [classic swim]
    Oh look, it’s your sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd from under the covers!
  22. [classic swim]
    Remembering the interaction with Andy when I showed him how Dad’s ass fell apart just by lightly touching the torso, and I guess we reached the conclusion that Palisades was kinda shit with some of the [as] sets.
  23. [classic swim]
    You’d let the 5ft tall mailman scratch your balls for you if you had the chance.
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    Scratching your balls.
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