[classic swim]

Stops some guy who’s rubbing his butthole outside of Kroger and is like “aye man, you know classic swim is gonna be out here playin with ya buttcheeks, so why don’t ya work where I work at, over at the GhoopaBitch gummy bear factory...” That’s how he got a new reference.

He sneezes on people’s backs at self checkout.

There’s a low quality, Thunderf00t sounding british rant on Simpsons Skateboarding for PlayStation that I remember so vividly but know it’s been lost to time. ”The gods of gaming have abandunnd me.” *Begins video with skit jumping off cliff* ”quick, let’s make a shittehh Tonie Hocck rippof and shittet out for those stewwpid kids to play. I mean, how could they fuckit up so bodd?”

Walks out the work bathroom after turning the light off and making dudes with shitty butts mad.

He fought tooth and nail with himself multiple times that simplistic cartoon genitals played for comedy should stain your soul instead of it being a who-gives-a-fuck situation. He was only being hyperbolic for that reason.

Owl does that sometimes even if what you posted made sense.

Turns into a cocky talking mule deer when a talking hillbilly fish grandma underwater calls to scream at him and call him names as she throws the fish phone against her Section 8 house underwater.

Was the one to suggest we go back and edit the rap name to Explosionons. We sold 22 more records from that advice.

Made 25 cents telling Papa Smurf to go live inside Rebecca’s pussy.

You’d offend a lot of people.

Turned into John Wick because someone called his dog a choofus.

Instead of being punished, he’s rewarded with The Seight Song.

He says a nice way to alleviate anxiety is to grease the ferret. He gets his pet ferret to jump in a miniature tub of chicken grease.

Seight’s favorite midnight snack is the snack that smiles back. Goldfish!

Interrupts a meeting by laughing exactly like this.

Won a street race dressed as Yoshi.

Fed his oxtails to the dog.

I’d never cut off a funeral procession, but if you’re not even part of it and out here crying about “respect” wait until you find out what the people in cars opposite from you think of you any time - - all the time. You’re not the same thing as stopping for an emergency vehicle. Oh, he’s about to be rotting in the ground and I don’t know who he is. So sad... all lanes should totally stop for this.

Went behind Tao’s ass in the elevator and caught his fart with a baseball mitt.

Happy birthday, ghostrek. You should dance like this for a video.