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UwPp

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  1. lurk lurk lurk
    luh lurk luh lurk

     

    I currently typed that out to Call Me Al.

    You're welcome.

  2. UwPp

    Dating profiles

    Of course not. This is the internet.
  3. UwPp

    Dating profiles

    Thanks emo kid.
  4. UwPp

    Dating profiles

    So what you're saying is we're normal?
  5. How about now? Did you add me yet?
  6. Slurp the burp. I repeat slurp all burps.
  7. Do people just have professional photographers around to be like "Ya know what? This will deff make me look like less of a douche. Let me make sure I also put pictures of me with friends to prove I'm not as sad and lonely as you thinkkkkk." Thoughts?
  8. I hate and love it.
  9. Mr. Potatohead had a wild youth.
  10. We only boop the snoop here.
  11. I’ll take the stripper coupons though.
  12. I’m not having an only fans period. 🤬
  13. Those are the most magical potatoes I’ve ever seen. Do they taste purple too?
  14. I'll take it back. Only if you agree that KFC potatoes are sex in your mouf.
  15. You would. Chicken nazi.
  16. I had same pen. Long time ago. ... Thief.
  17. Echo by Gorilla Zoe Pretty much my favorite song for my life.
  18. Popeyes is gross. Same with chikfila spelling error included.
  19. I don’t watch balls of feet. I was just cheering on the hopes of my mother. Soooo you lose.
  20. The other day I put makeup on and watched my team lose miserably. also - i don’t care anymore if my picture is on the internet. Because this is me. Not someone that has an only fans or whatever other bullshit going on in the world. just a pink haired UwP who’s officially embracing being cringey 30.
  21. lurking lurky lurk lurk

    UwP will forever be memorialized in our big toes. 

  22. Whelp I lost this sports ball games. Back to my normal sports ball watching.
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